Pranks

[s dot carter]

Did anyone ever get a call in college from "Daryl at 95-7 the Pig"??

[s dot carter]

hmm, did he tell you if you answer one sports trivia question correctly you'd win $100??

[wally]

"Hey, this is Daryl at 95.7 The Pig, Whooooooooooooooooo's Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?"

[juicey]

i don't mean to brag, but i was the Jerky Boys of Bonas. I always prank called whenever there was a crowd around. One of my best came before cell phones took off and everyone still had the dorm room phone. So i called a bunch of rooms in shay one night saying that there would be a snow mass in the Grato and I portrayed Father Jud Weiksnar. Few people bought it, most just hung up, but then i got the one... I had some poor bastard open his heart to me thinking I was acually Fr. Jud. The kid told me how he gave up on faith because all this stuff happened to him and he no longer was religious. This dude was dead ass serious and almost crying if i recall. I forget the entire substance of our conversation, but nonetheless, I felt kinda bad afterwards cause this kid was telling me all his personal stuff while 5 other guys in the room were laughing their ass off.

[mikenice]

Got bored tonight so I IP relayed Symm. Got his answering machine so I just rambled together something real quick for the operator. I think I'll just call him every couple days with a new one-liner.

My IP Relay (12:10:07 AM): RING 1
My IP Relay (12:10:13 AM): 2
My IP Relay (12:10:19 AM): 3
My IP Relay (12:10:25 AM): 4
My IP Relay (12:10:31 AM): 5
My IP Relay (12:10:37 AM): 6
My IP Relay (12:10:54 AM): (ANS MACH) (M) hello qq
My IP Relay (12:11:00 AM): what s up qq sorry (sounds like
My IP Relay (12:11:05 AM): yelling) later (sounds distracted)
My IP Relay (12:11:07 AM): (F) at the tone pls record ur msg

(12:11:10 AM): Yo Symmetry, it's Mary Boyle. I was just listening to that abortion of an album you call "Perfect Symmetry" tonight, and it made me think of the time you threw dinner rolls at me in the Hickey. BLAU BLAU. I hope you haven't put down the mic or bevel since your college days. BLAU!! I can only assume you're still rocking the longhorns hat and stealing X-boxes. When the hell were you ever associated with the hockey team? Blau Blau.... you're not at my level ga
My IP Relay (12:13:09 AM): (ANS MACH) (LEAVING MSG PLS HD)
My IP Relay (12:14:51 AM): (MSG LEFT ANOTHER CALL QQ) GA


I'm not too satisfied with that one, but I didn't plan it.

[bonafide]

There was this blind dude living down the hall who everybody hated 'cause he was such a fuckin' dork. Anyway, people used to pull pranks on blind dude all the time. Several of the best pranks had to do with blind dude returning from the shower. Shithead would leave the door to his room totally open while he was off taking a rinser so one time my room mate Donny and a couple of other gangstas criss-crossed the open doorway with double sided masking tape. Blind dude walked back from the shower and into the masking tape shit and all hell broke loose. Another time blind dude was walking down the hall just wearing a towel and holding all his shower shit and Donny stopped blind dude to ask him a question. Well, Donny had prepared several long strips of wet toilet paper and while Donny was asking blind dude the question he came out with this loud petend sneeze while flinging a long strip of wet toilet paper on blind dude's chest. Then Donny goes like "Oh man, I am SOOOOOOOO fucking sorry...... I am SOOOOOOOOOO fucking embarassed" and then proceeds to sneeze again and this time flings the long strip of wet toilet paper dead in blind dude's face. Meanwhile all the gangstas and me are absolutely losing our shit. Crazy ass motherfucking Donny.

The blind dude was about as close to a retard as we had at SBU back when I was a student.

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

mikenice said:

Got bored tonight so I IP relayed Symm. Got his answering machine so I just rambled together something real quick for the operator. I think I'll just call him every couple days with a new one-liner.

My IP Relay (12:10:07 AM): RING 1
My IP Relay (12:10:13 AM): 2
My IP Relay (12:10:19 AM): 3
My IP Relay (12:10:25 AM): 4
My IP Relay (12:10:31 AM): 5
My IP Relay (12:10:37 AM): 6
My IP Relay (12:10:54 AM): (ANS MACH) (M) hello qq
My IP Relay (12:11:00 AM): what s up qq sorry (sounds like
My IP Relay (12:11:05 AM): yelling) later (sounds distracted)
My IP Relay (12:11:07 AM): (F) at the tone pls record ur msg

(12:11:10 AM): Yo Symmetry, it's Mary Boyle Aloha Aloha Aloha Aloha. I was just listening to that abortion of an album you call "Perfect Symmetry" tonight, and it made me think of the time you threw dinner rolls at me in the Hickey. BLAU BLAU. I hope you haven't put down the mic or bevel since your college days. BLAU!! I can only assume you're still rocking the longhorns hat and stealing X-boxes. When the hell were you ever associated with the hockey team? Blau Blau.... you're not at my level ga
My IP Relay (12:13:09 AM): (ANS MACH) (LEAVING MSG PLS HD)
My IP Relay (12:14:51 AM): (MSG LEFT ANOTHER CALL QQ) GA


I'm not too satisfied with that one, but I didn't plan it.

WOW!!! EXALTED. Let me see if I have this straight. You typed that message, and an operate read it into his voice message. That is absolutely hilarious. I've got a feeling one of these days you are going to hit paydirt with this project.

I wonder how the relay operator said BLAU!!

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

bonafide said:

There was this blind dude living down the hall who everybody hated 'cause he was such a General Tso's Chickenin' dork. Anyway, people used to pull pranks on blind dude all the time. Several of the best pranks had to do with blind dude returning from the shower. $hithead would leave the door to his room totally open while he was off taking a rinser so one time my room mate Donny and a couple of other gangstas criss-crossed the open doorway with double sided masking tape. Blind dude walked back from the shower and into the masking tape $hit and all hell broke loose. Another time blind dude was walking down the hall just wearing a towel and holding all his shower $hit and Donny stopped blind dude to ask him a question. Well, Donny had prepared several long strips of wet toilet paper and while Donny was asking blind dude the question he came out with this loud petend sneeze while flinging a long strip of wet toilet paper on blind dude's chest. Then Donny goes like "Oh man, I am SOOOOOOOO General Tso's Chickening sorry...... I am SOOOOOOOOOO General Tso's Chickening embarassed" and then proceeds to sneeze again and this time flings the long strip of wet toilet paper dead in blind dude's face. Meanwhile all the gangstas and me are absolutely losing our $hit. Crazy ass motherGeneral Tso's Chickening Donny.

The blind dude was about as close to a retard as we had at SBU back when I was a student.

I never played tricks on any blind dudes, but I did play a lot of tricks on BLINDED dudes. One time I was dead sober studying for finals and what not. I go to take a piss up on 4th Dev and there's this kid in there praying to the porcelan god puking and stuff. I can only hear him as the stall door is closed. I go fill up a big bucket of water. Then I ask him, "Hey, you alright in there." "Yeah." He says. "You need some help?" I ask. "Nah, I'm alright." I then dump the water over the stall on him. Then I ask, "How you feeling now?" No response. Then I left.

[rimrocka44]

sdotcarter said:

Did anyone ever get a call in college from "Daryl at 95-7 the Pig"??

s dot are you referring to mikaholic as daryl?

if so i never got a call from him but was there when he made said calls on several occassions.

[mikenice]

WOW!!! EXALTED. Let me see if I have this straight. You typed that message, and an operate read it into his voice message. That is absolutely hilarious. I've got a feeling one of these days you are going to hit paydirt with this project

yeah, that whole body I wrote was read by the operator to Sym's voicemail. I was worried about how they'd pronounce BLAU too. But I didn't have much time to think about it. I saw that he was signed on AIM when I called so I assumed he was still awake.

[s dot carter]

rimrocka44 said:

sdotcarter said:

Did anyone ever get a call in college from "Daryl at 95-7 the Pig"??

s dot are you referring to mikaholic as daryl?

if so i never got a call from him but was there when he made said calls on several occassions.

I guess, but he ripped that prank off from me which is total fuckin horseshit. Although I guess I can take it as a compliment to what Mikaholic obviously thought was a great prank. I think whyiamsobig can confirm this blatant theft of intellectual property.

I don't know how far Mikaholic took it, but as a frosh I would call other dorm rooms (using the off-campus double ring as to not give it away) and then if the person answered the question correctly, I'd tell them to hold so we could get their info. My roommate would then take the phone and write down their name and PO Box. We always planned on sending these victims something in the mail but thought it would be funnier to just keep them hanging.

One time we called one of our buddies upstairs and asked who the all-time home run leader was, telling him if he answered correctly he won $100. He wasn't sure and asked his roommate who correctly informed him it was Hank Aaron. Twenty minutes later we hear a loud shouting match going on upstairs and eventually people made their way up to find out what was going on. The piece of shit we called wasn't going to split the money with his roommate who gave him the answer.

Needless to say we laughed even harder when we got to break the news that it was just a prank, exposing him as an asshole for nothing.

[rimrocka44]

Well if it's any consolation, EXALTED.

[whyamisobig]

sdotcarter said:

rimrocka44 said:

s dot are you referring to mikaholic as daryl?

if so i never got a call from him but was there when he made said calls on several occassions.

I guess, but he ripped that prank off from me which is total General Tso's Chickenin horse$hit. Although I guess I can take it as a compliment to what Mikaholic obviously thought was a great prank. I think whyiamsobig can confirm this blatant theft of intellectual property.

I like that he not only ripped it off, but he even used the name Daryl so there's no confusion that he took it from S Dot

[vinnypunditsheros]

We were in Fudge's suite once and decided to prank this kid from home named Jeff Conrad. Conrad's a friend but also an arrogant prick and political kiss ass. So we pulled an oldie but goodie: called three pizza joints near his house and placed a delivery order of $100 worth of food from each. All three orders showed up within five minutes of each other. Conrad was not amused, and neither was his father.

Last year Conrad was appointed to the Buffalo City Council. He was endorsed by the Democratic Party, Congressman Brian Higgins, State Assemblyman Mark Schroeder, and County Legislator Tim Kennedy; all of South Buffalo's home-grown elected officials. But since he was such a prick growing up, nobody voted for him. Conrad lost the election because people voted for the guy who wasn't him.

[mrsmiff]

Tim Kennedy... Too liberal for my liking but still a good dude

Also the brother of a good friend of mine