Pranks

[wutang]

Also the brother of a good friend of mine.

[s dot carter]

Is he related to the Tim Kennedy that is in the Sabres system and plays hockey at MSU?

[mikenice]

Also has a friend who projectile vomited all over his brother who happens to be a good friend of mine.

[rimrocka44]

Speaking of projectile vomiting.

It was senior week my junior year ('01). One of my buddies couldn't stay for the week and had like 700 bucks left on his BonaExpress card and left it for us to use. So we took about 20 people or so out to dinner at the RC. It was there that a bunch of us decided to see if we could do the gallon of milk in an hour trick. So we were all chugging away after piggin out and I was like fuck this I'm pulling the trigger. Little by little more and more would come out. My one buddy (we'll call clepto) goes puke on my other buddy (we'll call ace). Ace agreed and sat on the picnic table, I stood above him on the picnic table and pulled the trigger and proceeded to vomit on his head. We were all sober and yes this was captured on video.

On a side note having that much money on the card made me feel like a baller, granted it was a dining hall baller but nonetheless. There would be like 5 random people in line and I would tell the cashier they were on me. This was the only time I will probably ever "ball".

[vinnypunditsheros]

sdotcarter said:

Is he related to the Tim Kennedy that is in the Sabres system and plays hockey at MSU?

No. That's a good kid though. When the Sabres traded for him he showed up at the bar rocking an old school Dean Kennedy Sabres jersey. He was only 18 at the time; I think now he's 20. His younger brother's always out at the local bars. He doesn't even use the "My brother's a Sabre" ID to get in.

[vinnypunditsheros]

mikenice said:

Also has a friend who projectile vomited all over his brother who happens to be a good friend of mine.

Are you talking about Tim Kennedy's good friend, or his brother's? If it was Tim's buddy I know the story well.

[mikenice]

It was Tim's buddy, who projectiled on Tim's youngest brother. In our kitchen.

[vinnypunditsheros]

Chris Fahey. Great guy. He painted his apartment Sabres colors. If you stood in the front and looked back, the house was blue. If you stood in the back and looked towards the front, the house was Sabre gold. If you stood in the middle the walls were blue and gold. He and Tim were a part of the Great Dev Fire Extinguisher War of 1999, located in 149 Dev. This is not to be confused with the Great Dev Fire of 1999, also occuring in 149 Dev.

[s dot carter]

vinnypunditsheros said:

Chris Fahey. Great guy. He painted his apartment Sabres colors. If you stood in the front and looked back, the house was blue. If you stood in the back and looked towards the front, the house was Sabre gold. If you stood in the middle the walls were blue and gold. He and Tim were a part of the Great Dev Fire Extinguisher War of 1999, located in 149 Dev. This is not to be confused with the Great Dev Fire of 1999, also occuring in 149 Dev.

Did the Great Dev Fire Extinguisher War of 1999 preceed the Great Dev Fire of 1999? If so, I think I know why it wasn't the Minor Dev Fire of 1999

[vinnypunditsheros]

I don't remember which order they went in, since I was quite BENT each time. I was scolded for being naughty after each, although I paid no fines.

[mikenice]

Apparently I made another IP Relay prank, besides the one to symm, that I forgot about.

My buddy just called me up completely confused. "Yo, I got this voicemail from an operator saying it was Jesse Maroney and he wanted a signed copy of 'Once Upon a Pirate" I immediately laughed and gave away that it was me.

Jesse Maroney was a kid him and I were friends with when we were like 12-13. The guy went to jail for attempted manslaughter about four years ago. "Once Upon a Pirate" is a romance novel that my buddy's aunt wrote about ten years ago, that we always make fun of.

The cover of the novel is a Fabio-esque man with an eye patch.

[mrsmiff]

The cover of the novel is a Fabio-esque man with an eye patch.

Was it Vinny's avatar?

[vinnypunditsheros]

I would love it if it was. I google imaged 'pirate' and found this guy. Some poor schmo's high school senior pic, and he has dreds, braces, and an eye patch. Arrr harr harr harr, yarrrrrr.

[mikenice]

Haha, I'm still getting smited at the pace of 333. Even after I took Aikman down.

[bonafide]

333 will not be smited as long as he (?):

1.) Doesn't mindfuck with the Bevelators.

2.) Isn't smarmy.

3.) Doesn't act like a sissy.