The most annoying people in the world

[s dot carter]

Who are the most annoying people in the world according to the Bevelators?

For me its:



(this cannot be real, can it? Its like Tan Man + Carrot Top)



Fran Drescher (although I like her a lot in this pic with no volume)



This faggot Darius Kasparitis



Howie Mandel (seen here with his douchey Screech fro)

AND....



My annoying new co-worker (I had to snap a shady pic with my camera phone), who is the inspiration for this thread. She sucks. I cannot begin to explain how much she sucks and how much we all hate her, including my manager.

Her coworkers in her old department told us she sucked bad-- after we hired her away. My girlfriend went to college with her and said she blows. My other coworker met a girl who went to high school with her and said she sucks balls.

When you walk by her desk without saying anything, which is what we always do, she'll loudly and annoyingly ask, "Oh, you don't say hello when you walk by?"

Or we'll be having a private, barely audible conversation in a cube 10 feet away and ask a question, and she'll respond. Yesterday the one kid asked me, barely above a whisper, if the downtown DMV was open. From the peanut gallery we hear "Yea, it is. On Broadway? Yea."

She fuckin sucks

By the way, anyone have any job openings at their office?

[s dot carter]

doesn't she just look like she would suck, even though its a little blurry??

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Pauly Shore



Peyton Manning



Any piece of poop who has ever been on an MTV reality show



The entire cast of that 70s show



John Franco (for singing "Who let the Mets out" and barking like a General Tso's Chickening idiot)



Captain Crunch

[s dot carter]

David Hasselhoff



Peter Laviolette



Matt LeBlanc



Any female comic, especially....



and

[southhampton]

admin said:

Peyton Manning

Cosmo any reason for this one?

I am a huge peyton fan, probably my favorite non jet or syracuse player. His commercials are pretty awesome.

[vinnypunditsheros]

southhampton said:

admin said:

Peyton Manning

Cosmo any reason for this one?

I am a huge peyton fan, probably my favorite non jet or syracuse player. His commercials are pretty awesome.

I believe it's mostly because he's Wu Tang's keeper in one of their fantasy leagues. Wu wants to blow Peyton, and Cosmo wants to kick him in the balls.

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southhampton said:

admin said:

Peyton Manning

Cosmo any reason for this one?

I am a huge peyton fan, probably my favorite non jet or syracuse player. His commercials are pretty awesome.

Whether it's fair or not, I started hating him as soon as he broke Dan Marino's single season TD record. Every season he gets to play in the worst division in football and also their out of division games are cakewalks too. That season especially.

And the rule change regarding contact a DB can have on a receiver led to him being able to break the record.

But the thing that chapped my ass the most is when they were on the 1 yard line and up by 25 points and he would pass it in just to get the damn record. Marino had a lot more class than that. Peyton doesn't deserve any record.

And besides all that, I mean just look at the guy. Him and his lance bass bro Eli are a couple of panty waists. Maybe I just hate him because he's good. Admittedly I would probably be a huge fan if he played on the Dolphins.

[doogiehowsermd]

My take/rant on some of the selections:
Fez (the character) is awesome, but Wilmer Valderama is a douche. He has turned being Ashton Kuchter's sidekick into getting slot. Smart man, but still a douche.

Peyton Manning--I guarantee he gets ZERO ass, because he spends his nights studying game film upon game film, studying the backup to the backup's defensive backs high school tape. He has no life outside of football and wouldn't know p ussy if it was disguished as a 300 lb. lineman and it tackled him to the the RCA Dome turf.

Pauly Shore--he knows he is annoying and he annoys others even more when they get pissed. That's why I like him.

Ellen--lickalotapuss
Rosie---FUGLY (fat+ugly) lickalotapuss

Capn Crunch--great cereal, but it hurts the roof of my mouth when I shovel it in there and eat too fat

[rimrocka44]

sdotcarter said:

doesn't she just look like she would suck, even though its a little blurry??

Yes.

Sdot, just looking at that picture of your coworker I knew exactly where you were going with that. She looks like she is singing and she probably hums out loud and talks to herself...all the time. She thinks she should be the first person asked if there is a question about something and would be willing to bet she thinks she knows it all. Good luck trying to order lunch in on Friday without her inviting herself.

P.S. I absolutely, positively cannot stand anything having to do with Rosie O'Donnell. She sucks.

and sadly Carrot Top really is that shredded.

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vinnypunditsheros said:

southhampton said:

Cosmo any reason for this one?

I am a huge peyton fan, probably my favorite non jet or syracuse player. His commercials are pretty awesome.

I believe it's mostly because he's Wu Tang's keeper in one of their fantasy leagues. Wu wants to blow Peyton, and Cosmo wants to kick him in the Cash & Prizes!.

Interestingly enough my hatred of Peyton Manning started the year Wutang first drafted him. During that Fantasy Football season a day didn't go by where Wutang didn't mention his manlove of Peyton Manning.

[s dot carter]

rimrocka44 said:

sdotcarter said:

doesn't she just look like she would suck, even though its a little blurry??

Yes.

Sdot, just looking at that picture of your coworker I knew exactly where you were going with that. She looks like she is singing and she probably hums out loud and talks to herself...all the time. She thinks she should be the first person asked if there is a question about something and would be willing to bet she thinks she knows it all. Good luck trying to order lunch in on Friday without her inviting herself.

P.S. I absolutely, positively cannot stand anything having to do with Rosie O'Donnell. She sucks.

and sadly Carrot Top really is that shredded.

YES! Thats exactly how she is. In fact, our manager has had to tell her to "be nice" and "thats mean" because she's socially retarded. One girl walked by last Friday and Katie said, "Oh, it must be dress down day". It would be funny if she was kidding or didn't suck so much.

She's a big time know-it-all and a huge kiss ass. When she went through her training, she was heard telling three different people it was "the best training of my life. Thank you so, so much for your valuable time."

When she sat in on the MDP (Management Development Program) traning with the actual participants of the program, she sat in the front of the class and constantly answered the questions intended for the teacher.

In fact, yesterday she was talking over our manager about short-term disability for a girl getting knee surgery. As my manager was explaining how it works, Katie would jump in and say, "No, actually you can get three weeks paid, not two."...and so on.

SHE SUCKS!!

[vinnypunditsheros]

1.) Political talking heads. I can't stand the goddam spin doctors twisting every word and phrase to their credit and rivals' negativity. This shit with Republicans and John Kerry about the troops is a case in point.

2.) A "No Spin Zone" on national news. There should be no spin on any news, ever. If something happens, fucking report it. I shouldn't have to watch the news and wonder what really happened.

3.) Cock teases. If you're going to make me think I'm gonna get brain, give me some brain, bitch.

4.) Pregnant girls smoking cigarettes.

5.) Pro choice/ pro life protesters. Get a job and shut up.

6.) Anyone who thinks Intelligent Design should be taught in schools.

7.) Scientologists.

8.) That dirtbag who sits on the corner outside every day and says, "Got any change so I can get something to eat?" No, I still don't.

9.) Rob Johnson and Doug Flutie.

10.) Anyone who still wants to argue Johnson vs. Flutie.

[wutang]

Cosmo, did you see that stat the other day that Peyton is right on pace to break all of Marino's records in about 6 years?

It burns don't it to know that every year in the league you get to play me and Peyton at least twice. It feels great when the rest of my shitty team puts up 30 pts and Peyton puts up about 80 to give me an undeserving win. And to be honest I was never a Peyton fan until I saw how angry it made Cosmo. I watch him but its not like I am really in love with him or anything, I don't even own his throwback. I will throw a party when he breaks any of Marino's records though.

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wutang said:

Cosmo, did you see that stat the other day that Peyton is right on pace to break all of Marino's records in about 6 years?

It burns don't it to know that every year in the league you get to play me and Peyton at least twice. It feels great when the rest of my poopty team puts up 30 pts and Peyton puts up about 80 to give me an undeserving win. And to be honest I was never a Peyton fan until I saw how angry it made Cosmo. I watch him but its not like I am really in love with him or anything, I don't even own his throwback. I will throw a party when he breaks any of Marino's records though.

I wouldn't know if it burns me because over the last couple years you are 1-3 against me and Heemeehead. And our team hasn't been that good the past couple years, so that's kinda sad. And one year, under a different name, our team beat you 3 times in one season. That was great.

[mikenice]

haha... I fuckin lost it when I saw you snapped a secret picture of your coworker. Is she attractive at all?

Reminds me of this cunt I used to work with when I was in high school. She was about 40, but attractive and in shape enough that I would've banged her. Always condescending to everyone, knew everything, and her attempt at humor always made people uncomfortable and she ruined countless sessions of story telling by butting in.

I agree with Rosie wholeheartedly. Here are my picks.

Joe Buck




Dave Matthews and all those fans in the picture and the ones not in the picture.


He's got his own "Sports show", when the only sport he knows better than my fuckin grandma is basketball.



Every faggot with the "Growing up Gotti" hairstyle