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Post by wutang on Nov 2, 2006 21:16:28 GMT -5
How this General Tso's Chickenin hack ever got a show is beyond me. I've tried several times to watch his show and I can't make it more than a few minutes. It's just not funny. Even when he brings up a 'would-be funny' topic or situation he just ruins it. He General Tso's Chickenin sucks. I hate this a$$hole. As far as other comedians go, I really can't get into Dane Cook at all. Just not a fan of his style of comedy. Supposedly, Mencia isnt even really mexican, apparently he is italian and some other weird nationality, but not a mexican. Joe Rogan, i will repeat that, JOE ROGAN even called mencia a hack, so hes gotta be an A$$hole. I hate him and his show too. Here is his bio of where he came from Ned Arnel Mencia (October 22, 1967), better known by the stage name Carlos Mencia, is an American comedian, writer, and actor. He is currently the host of his own show on Comedy Central, Mind of Mencia. He was born seventeen of eighteen children in San Pedro Sula, Honduras. His father, Roberto Holness, is from Honduras, and his mother, Magdelana Mencia, is from Mexico. He was raised in East Los Angeles, California by his aunt Consuelo and uncle Pablo Mencia, going by the name Ned Holness in honor of his father. By his own admission, staying out of trouble was difficult growing up, but with the help of his family he excelled in school and stayed out of gangs. He majored in electrical engineering at California State University, Los Angeles but left early to pursue a career in comedy after a successful performance at open mike night at The Laugh Factory.
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Post by thebonabus on Nov 2, 2006 21:26:53 GMT -5
Supposedly, Mencia isnt even really mexican, apparently he is italian and some other weird nationality, but not a mexican. Joe Rogan, i will repeat that, JOE ROGAN even called mencia a hack, so hes gotta be an A$$hole. I hate him and his show too. Here is his bio of where he came from Ned Arnel Mencia (October 22, 1967), better known by the stage name Carlos Mencia, is an American comedian, writer, and actor. He is currently the host of his own show on Comedy Central, Mind of Mencia. He was born seventeen of eighteen children in San Pedro Sula, Honduras. His father, Roberto Holness, is from Honduras, and his mother, Magdelana Mencia, is from Mexico. He was raised in East Los Angeles, California by his aunt Consuelo and uncle Pablo Mencia, going by the name Ned Holness in honor of his father. By his own admission, staying out of trouble was difficult growing up, but with the help of his family he excelled in school and stayed out of gangs. He majored in electrical engineering at California State University, Los Angeles but left early to pursue a career in comedy after a successful performance at open mike night at The Laugh Factory. NED?!?!?! I officially respect Carrot Top more, but still loathe him
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 3, 2006 7:52:42 GMT -5
While we're on the subject of non-funny, annoying Mexican assholes... Yet another Mexican dude living fat because people think it's funny when guys say things in Mexican accents.
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Post by mikenice on Nov 3, 2006 12:30:40 GMT -5
Somebody posted a thing on this board or the old bevel (RIP), that Joe Rogan said he was half Honduran and half German. I don't care if he's fully Latin, he still sucks.
Plain and simple, anyone who finds him remotely funny is fuckin retarded and you suck. Comics are the easiest targets as "most annoying people", because if you aren't talented then you're just annoying.
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Post by 333 on Nov 3, 2006 13:11:15 GMT -5
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Post by bonafide on Nov 3, 2006 13:59:51 GMT -5
Fucking cool! Hey Sdot...what's this awful chic Kate's email?
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 3, 2006 14:08:21 GMT -5
I may have found a new favorite website. EXALTED! Some of these are hilarious, and I'm only on the second page. My favorites so far: Please stop groping yourself every chance you get. I'm tired of you playing pocket billiards every time I look at you. It's bad enough you do it at our desk, but worse when you do it standing in front of mine. Are you a pervert or do you just need to buy underwear that fits? Stop making me sick! That index finger WAS up your nose, and there is NO WAY you can take that disgusting, disturbing image out of my mind or convince me you weren't in the middle of a full-depth pick as I walked by your office. So quit trying to convince me, and GO WASH YOUR HANDS!
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 3, 2006 14:25:10 GMT -5
I may have found a new favorite website. EXALTED! Some of these are hilarious, and I'm only on the second page. My favorites so far: Please stop groping yourself every chance you get. I'm tired of you playing pocket billiards every time I look at you. It's bad enough you do it at our desk, but worse when you do it standing in front of mine. Are you a pervert or do you just need to buy underwear that fits? Stop making me sick! [/blockquote][/quote] Um...Someone who works in my office might have written that.
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Post by mikenice on Nov 3, 2006 14:27:00 GMT -5
One of the first ones I read on there reminded me of school. Did anyone else "work" in the computer labs at Bonas?
When you couldn't make a shift, you sent out an email to all other lab assistants. "Can someone take my shift tomorrow in the library from 3-5?" Sometimes people would explain that they had a group project, final, they were going home, etc.
Well, there was this one douchebag who would always say exactly what he was doing so that it looked cool.
"Guys, I can't make my shift because I have to cover the Allegany-Blah Blah high school football game for the Olean Times Herald". He was obviously working there for some intern hours.
He would do that at least once a week. I saved a bunch of them because I hated the kid, and wanted everyone else to see what a d-bag he was.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 3, 2006 15:03:47 GMT -5
Um...Someone who works in my office might have written that. Did you write it, or did somebody send it to you? It could have been sent to me too, but I'm careful when adjusting my Cash & Prizes.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 3, 2006 15:26:11 GMT -5
Um...Someone who works in my office might have written that. Did you write it, or did somebody send it to you? It could have been sent to me too, but I'm careful when adjusting my Ca$h & Prizes. No, I was just kidding around. I'm always "adjusting" myself though. I'm sure people have caught me with my hands down my pants once or twice. I just can't help it. And speaking of annoying people, here is another "ass" yackin it up on a Bluetooth:
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Post by heemeehead on Nov 3, 2006 18:54:13 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris goes into the water, he does not get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris
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