The Official Buffalo Bills Thread

[mrsmiff]

I hate to sound like a poof, but what the f*ck is up with Coach Jauron's hat during training camp? I watch all the clips on BuffaloBills.com, and the guy looks like Indiana Jones with this ridiculous hat. It makes it tough to take him seriously

I agree. It looks like he should be out fishing when he wears that hat. Put a real hat on for christ's sake.

[vinnypunditsheros]

I would love it if Indiana Jones was our coach. Dick Jauron busts out his trusty bullwhip... that'll get McGahee going. "Yeah you know. That hurtses. You know. I fast. You know."

Nasty Nate won't like it either. "Nate doesn't like the whip. Nate will knock the ball down next time. Nate will make the play."

PS: Kansas City isn't even in Kansas.

[mikenice]

I wouldn't worry about the hat. Richie Jauron will be great. The Bills have a recent track record of great hirings.... oh wait.

[mikenice]

I think 8-8 would be beating all expectations.

[mrsmiff]

8-8 would be a GREAT record this season. Let's hope they can turn it around a little. This guy should help greatly.

[s dot carter]

mrsmiff said:

Now this is one thing I do not miss about Bonas. . .The constant insane babbling of Bills fans. FOr Christ's sakes, there are more rednecks in camo gear in Rich Stadium than you see at a NASCAR track. News to the wise, Jim Kelly's son was a drooling idiot, Levy was a washed choke artist, Smith was a BENT and Thurman Thomas had no nuts.
Go Chiefs.

Hunter Kelly was born with a terrible nervous system disease you sick f*ck. Marv Levy is a hall of famer. There may be some camo at Ralph Wilson (i'm sure there is at every NFL stadium), but you are far more trashy than any of these people. Sounds like you might be bitter about the Bills ass kicking of the Chiefs last year. Up until now I didn't really care about the Chiefs, but now I hope Herm drives them into the ground. I hope LJ blows out his knee the last day of training camp.
Go Bills

mrsmiff VS. kcbonnies

BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE

[bonniesfan]

BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE

[mikenice]

BATTLE BATTLE


Chances I get to 50 Smites before 50 posts? This avatar has turned me into the new 333

[s dot carter]

Well, you said 'Smite me all you want" and apparently people took you up on that offer. I know I did.

[mikenice]

uh huh... yeah... turn me up in the head phones...

12 smites for Troy but it's alright
makes it easier for the bills fans to sleep at night
In spite, I'm gonna leave it up some
for you jealous, ringless pvssies to hope and dream of
a QB who wins three trophies
not a f@g who gets raped in the shower
and catches Villarrial (chris) disease

So next time, Bills fan, you're downtown and JP's within reach
do him a favor and pay for his sex on the beach

Give it up, that draft pick was a Loss, man
my next avatar will be the future Heisman (Quinn)

word

[mrsmiff]

Dick Jauron has named Kelly Holcomb as the starting QB for the Bills first preseason game.
This is WEAK! He can't throw the ball over 15 yards so the opposing defense will not have to worry about the deep threat. Not a good start for Jauron.

[wally]

But, Losman will start the 2nd preseason game against the Bengals. Read nothing into the fact that Holcomb is starting on Saturday.

[mrsmiff]

Oh alright. I didn't see that part of it.

[vinnypunditsheros]

Any of you guys know that Jeremy Noeson? I heard he was pretty full of himself at WSBU. I don't know this guy at all, but I know the type who ran it when I was there. Most were toolboxes.

That's what I'm looking for. I want confirmation or denial of this Noeson guy's toolboxery. If the toolboxiness is confirmed, I want stories.

[mikenice]

you have my confirmation