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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 16, 2006 15:50:46 GMT -5
All classic material. Wow. This dildo could be up there with $ymmetry. I'd say he's a notch below. He can't be on $ym's level, because $ymmetry'd smash his face with a bevel.
But Tan Man's pretty darned close.
Edited to add: BLAU!
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 16, 2006 16:02:17 GMT -5
I heard Bonas was adding a new major and all, but I didn't realize it was going to meatheadology. Then again, he is just doing it all for the pussy.
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Post by mikenice on Oct 16, 2006 22:51:23 GMT -5
 I took a page out of Southampton's book. His facebook (most of which you older alumni can't see) raises his douchebagetry to a whole new level. Favorite TV Shows: Friends Movies: Serendipity, Just Married He lists his own quotes in his Favorite quotes section: "Trust comes b4 love....bcuz to really love someone you have to trust them unconditionally first, otherwise how can you love them if there is no trust -His Name "Confidence is KEY!!" -The BIG boyz on campus "Life is what happens when your making other plans" -JT For those of you unfamiliar with the "Facebook" workings. There are different "groups" that people create. You can join any "group" you want, and it shows up on your profile page what groups you belong to. For instance, there are groups about being a bills fan, loving keystone light, pretty much anything college you can think of. He created the group: Not all "6 packs" are made of aluminum @ College with a picture of himself shirtless. he spelled aluminum with two l's though. He also belongs to "Phys Ed is harder than you think". obviously a physical education major. And, "team pumped should have won". Which reminds me that we forgot to mention his softball team last year was Team Pumped. There's so much information on here, I'll have to add more tomorrow. |
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Post by mrsmiff on Oct 17, 2006 0:05:16 GMT -5
Unfortunately i strongly believe that facebook is for girls, stalkers, and homosexuals... so i never look at it. I do wish however that I could see tan mans page for some good laughs.
Here is a good story for you all...
Sunday night i was at the gym with one of my roommates. Of course, tan man was there lifting as well. While we were working hard to try to make our arms pop a little bit, tan man was pretty much training for the WWF. He was doing some kind of power clean lifts with 455 lbs. After about 8 reps he dropped the bar on the ground and let out a crazy war cry. When I heard this I started cracking up mid bench press and had to stop for a minute. He also had his own little personal tupperware container of powder that he was slapping all over his hands. The kid is a beast and could kill me but he is such a living cliche that you can't take him seriously. Plus he is definitely on steroids so it wouldn't be a fair fight.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 17, 2006 9:08:30 GMT -5
This could be my new favorite thread. This is fucking hilarious. Keep these stories coming boys. I'm reading this stuff and struggling to hold in the laughs.
You gotta love the Bevelwagon.
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Post by The Dull House on Oct 17, 2006 15:09:35 GMT -5
ALTHOUGH TAN MAN IS BIG, DID HE EVER THROW A BUSCUIT AT A RANDOM GIRL AT THE HICKEY AND YELL "BLAU!" WHEN HE DID IT? DID HE EVER SAY "NU UH" OR FLIP OUT WHEN SOMEONE SCORED ON HIM ON NHLPA PLAYSTATION HOCKEY? DID HE EVER SAY "BLAU! YOU LOVE THE TECHNO!"
TAN MAN SOUNDS FUNNY, BUT WE NEED MORE QUOTES ABOUT HIM. KEEP EM COMING YOUNG BEVELHEADS. THIS STUFF IS GREAT.
SORRY FOR CAPS, REALLY TO LAZY TO MOVE MY PINKY 5 INCHES AND TURN IT OFF....
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 17, 2006 15:18:00 GMT -5
ALTHOUGH TAN MAN IS BIG, DID HE EVER THROW A BUSCUIT AT A RANDOM GIRL AT THE HICKEY AND YELL "BLAU!" WHEN HE DID IT? DID HE EVER SAY "NU UH" OR FLIP OUT WHEN SOMEONE SCORED ON HIM ON NHLPA PLAYSTATION HOCKEY? DID HE EVER SAY "BLAU! YOU LOVE THE TECHNO!" TAN MAN SOUNDS FUNNY, BUT WE NEED MORE QUOTES ABOUT HIM. KEEP EM COMING YOUNG BEVELHEADS. THIS STUFF IS GREAT. SORRY FOR CAPS, REALLY TO LAZY TO MOVE MY PINKY 5 INCHES AND TURN IT OFF....  |
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Post by juicey on Oct 17, 2006 16:20:41 GMT -5
Tan Man and Co. were caught on a few occasions tanning outside on the Francis Lawn using baby oil. No lie. Three of them all on one big blanket mind you.
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Post by mikenice on Oct 18, 2006 18:17:13 GMT -5
Tan man vs. Symmetry in a Bronze-off?
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Post by ricksmith80 on Oct 18, 2006 19:24:28 GMT -5
Beginning of the year last year i saw tan man outside of the hickey dining hall with his music blaring lounging on his hood like he was in the movies
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Post by ricksmith80 on Oct 18, 2006 19:44:31 GMT -5
He also once made fun of one of his crew members for using skim milk in his cereal instead of whole milk, explaining it "didn't put the weight on"
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mrsmiff
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Post by mrsmiff on Oct 18, 2006 22:47:36 GMT -5
Is it safe to say that me and Rick are the first siblings on the bevelwagon?
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Post by wutang on Oct 19, 2006 6:22:55 GMT -5
Actually I have 2 brothers on it, one graduated 06 and one is a sophmore at Bonas. They don't participate much if any though so your probably the first active siblings.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 19, 2006 8:54:59 GMT -5
I've told my brother to join a couple of times. So far though, you lucky devils only have one Puditshero to enjoy. I'm surprised because I thought L'il Vinny was an internet junkie.
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Post by mikenice on Oct 19, 2006 9:30:03 GMT -5
Little Rimrocka joined and posted a while back. He's been inactive since.
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