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Post by bonafide on Oct 15, 2006 18:55:42 GMT -5
I fucking ought so too!!!
Aloha!
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2ndfal
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Post by 2ndfal on Oct 15, 2006 19:54:21 GMT -5
Any chance you can post this guy's myspace account?
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Post by mikenice on Oct 15, 2006 23:26:19 GMT -5
If he does, it's with chubby, low self-esteem broads. I never met a self-respecting bona girl who didn't laugh at him and find him utterly repulsing.
I found most people knew him as tan man if you ever brought it up, but there were a bunch of other funny nicknames that I'll tray and remember.
I too thought we kept d-bags out like this guy. On the other hand, if there weren't one or two ridiculous characters like this dude, we'd have no one to laugh at.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 16, 2006 6:32:50 GMT -5
EXALTED!! ...and thanks for the explanation of Tan Man. The similarities with $ymm are shocking. Can't believe this is the first time he's been mentioned.
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satan
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Post by satan on Oct 16, 2006 10:48:42 GMT -5
WHAT...A...JERKOFF!!!! "Doing it for the pussy" is almost as cool a quote as "What are we about? Boning and tanning!!"
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 16, 2006 10:52:31 GMT -5
WHAT...A...JERKOFF!!!! "Doing it for the pussy" is almost as cool a quote as "What are we about? Boning and tanning!!" Totally forgot about "Boning and tanning". Gave me a good laugh. Also, surprised it took so long for Satan to join our board.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 16, 2006 10:56:56 GMT -5
I think Tan Man would win.
I wish Sym and Tanny would fight. That would be an epic BATTLE for the ages. It would be a mirror match in Mortal Kombat.
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satan
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Post by satan on Oct 16, 2006 11:07:37 GMT -5
If $ymmetry has found out about this board and reads it, he is happier than a pig in shit to find out there is someone to deflecting some of the attention away from him.
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Post by southhampton on Oct 16, 2006 12:23:05 GMT -5
I think i remember hearing about a group of girls that called him garguantua or something similiar to that
Nothing better than throwing around the football in front of townhouses and start to hear the shitty huge subwoofers. That was your warning, right after that you would see the red Pontiac Sunfire filled with some of Team Tan. When he actually drove by, you could finally hear what song it was, usually some Ja Rule, but i do remember once hearing Sisqo. Always good for a laugh.
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Post by wutang on Oct 16, 2006 13:10:24 GMT -5
wait he drives a sunfire? Didn't Sym as well? The $ymalarities are building between these two.
Sunfires are gay anyway.
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Oct 16, 2006 14:56:48 GMT -5
"Sippy Cup" is definitely "Screech" of the New Gang. He doesn't fit in with the others, but is just happy to be hanging around with them.
He definitely goes to the OP and orders women shots of Peppermint Schnapps to try to get them drunk, and then walks out of there empty handed and disappointed.
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Post by softintheo on Oct 16, 2006 14:57:38 GMT -5
Hello Ladies.... wait he drives a sunfire? Didn't Sym as well? The $ymalarities are building between these two. Sunfires are lance bass anyway.
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Post by southhampton on Oct 16, 2006 15:03:14 GMT -5
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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Post by wutang on Oct 16, 2006 15:19:53 GMT -5
are those shaved pits?
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Oct 16, 2006 15:39:43 GMT -5
My computer isn't letting me see some of the images of these douchebags. PLEASE REPOST IMMEDIATELY...I REPEAT....PLEASE REPOST IMMEDIATELY
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