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Post by southhampton on Oct 13, 2006 12:34:41 GMT -5
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Post by whyamisobig on Oct 13, 2006 13:07:15 GMT -5
is our hero gaining weight?
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Post by softintheo on Oct 13, 2006 13:39:16 GMT -5
Is he still going to High School proms? .... is a better question is our hero gaining weight? |
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Post by mrsmiff on Oct 14, 2006 0:55:30 GMT -5
Sym looks so classy in his jacket, tie, and jeans
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 14, 2006 11:42:59 GMT -5
Is he wearing a pinky ring?
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Post by bonafide on Oct 15, 2006 9:49:18 GMT -5
Why do I have the urge to kick this motherfucker in the balls?
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 15, 2006 10:06:48 GMT -5
Can we get some more details about this Tan Man character? I feel like I'm listening to the poopty ass Junkies radio show and they're doing their typical laughing at an inside joke and not sharing.
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Post by mikenice on Oct 15, 2006 10:20:07 GMT -5
Tan Man is a Bonaventure joke. He's been there the past two years, I believe. Not sure if he's still there. I think he was a transfer student.
He spends his days lifting in the Richter Center. He never wears sleeves. Often sports a bandana around his head. Drives a fire red pontiac grand am (or something similar) with a Superman sticker on his back windshield. I believe he refers to himself as Superman.
I saw a picture somebody had of him at a formal. His little nametag he was wearing said "Superman" instead of his real name.
He "bounces" at the Skellar. He has a small group of followers, that go sleevless, shirtless and tanning all the time. I don't think anyone takes them seriously.
Has an earring.
I've heard from girls that he has the corniest lines and assumes all girls love his gigantic frame and orange skin. Every girl I've ever talked to find he and his cronies disgusting.
Once heard a story that during his reps in the gym he's been heard counting his reps, "three... doin it for the pussy, four... doin it for the pussy, etc"
I'm sure South, Smiff, Juicey and others can add some great stories.
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 15, 2006 11:44:27 GMT -5
Tan Man is a Bonaventure joke. He's been there the past two years, I believe. Not sure if he's still there. I think he was a transfer student. He spends his days lifting in the Richter Center. He never wears sleeves. Often sports a bandana around his head. Drives a fire red pontiac grand am (or something similar) with a Superman sticker on his back windshield. I believe he refers to himself as Superman. I saw a picture somebody had of him at a formal. His little nametag he was wearing said "Superman" instead of his real name. He "bounces" at the Skellar. He has a small group of followers, that go sleevless, shirtless and tanning all the time. I don't think anyone takes them seriously. Has an earring. I've heard from girls that he has the corniest lines and assumes all girls love his gigantic frame and orange skin. Every girl I've ever talked to find he and his cronies disgusting. Once heard a story that during his reps in the gym he's been heard counting his reps, "three... doin it for the pussy, four... doin it for the pussy, etc" I'm sure South, Smiff, Juicey and others can add some great stories. Are you sure Symmetry didn't sneak back into Bonas under an alias? If Symmetry and Tan Man met Doc Brown might be right about the space-time continuem and the end of the world. This Tan Man dude sounds almost exactly like Symmetry. If he starts asking everyone hypothetical questions soon he's about 18 months away from becoming a rapper. In fact, someone should try to convince him he'd make a great rapper. This needs to be done. |
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Post by southhampton on Oct 15, 2006 13:00:26 GMT -5
If symmetry is president of douchebagistan than tan man is certainly vice. From all accounts i have heard he is still on campus. Everytime i have ever seen him working out, he was doing it in the mirror, admiring himself while he does his curls. on his facebook page, he lists SEVEN different webshot pages, all filled with his photos.  |
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Post by southhampton on Oct 15, 2006 13:02:49 GMT -5
team tan:  |
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 15, 2006 13:22:26 GMT -5
I've gotta say, it appears from photos only that Tan Man would kick the shit out of Symmetry. Does Tan Man pull a lot of tail at Bonas? God I hope the answer is no
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Post by whyamisobig on Oct 15, 2006 13:47:09 GMT -5
Tan Man is a Bonaventure joke. He's been there the past two years, I believe. Not sure if he's still there. I think he was a transfer student. He spends his days lifting in the Richter Center. He never wears sleeves. Often sports a bandana around his head. Drives a fire red pontiac grand am (or something similar) with a Superman sticker on his back windshield. I believe he refers to himself as Superman. I saw a picture somebody had of him at a formal. His little nametag he was wearing said "Superman" instead of his real name. He "bounces" at the Skellar. He has a small group of followers, that go sleevless, shirtless and tanning all the time. I don't think anyone takes them seriously. Has an earring. I've heard from girls that he has the corniest lines and assumes all girls love his gigantic frame and orange skin. Every girl I've ever talked to find he and his cronies disgusting. Once heard a story that during his reps in the gym he's been heard counting his reps, "three... doin it for the pussy, four... doin it for the pussy, etc" I'm sure South, Smiff, Juicey and others can add some great stories. This is a better description of $ymmetry, than people who've met $ym could give. Certainly, Tan Man will one day have an alumni website bashing his ridiculousness someday soon |
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 15, 2006 15:29:31 GMT -5
Not sure, I think I'd take $ym and his gang   |
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Post by bonafide on Oct 15, 2006 17:09:52 GMT -5
Tan Man =  |
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