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Post by mikenice on Oct 2, 2006 14:24:40 GMT -5
On Saturday, about 7 or 8 2006 alumni got together for our friend's birthday party. She was doing a joint party with one of her new roommates. She rents a house out with a couple other girls.
Like good bonaventure people we pretty much stayed in our own group for most of the night getting shitfaced, telling stories, and setting up plans for a weekend trip back to Bonaventure.
The party starts breaking up as the keg gets kicked, and people head out to the bars, but we stayed in because we had plenty of liquor and shit left. After about 4 hours of pounding beers, a couple car bombs, some tequila and a little bit of narcotics, I find myself in the middle of a flip cup game.
To my left is one of my friend's roommates. She's an attractive blonde, who's pretty flirtatious and aggressive. She also happens to be 30 years old. We started messing around in the middle of the game, then stumbled back to her room where I proceeded to black out. She brought me into the kitchen and I puked all over their sink.
I was told the next morning that my buddy took me outside. I puked all over the side of the house and fell asleep for a good amount of time on top of some garbage cans. My buddy that took me outside then fucked around with that 30 year old the rest of the night.
I woke up real early and stumbled into the house to find her room open and I fell into bed where she was sleeping. A couple hours later we woke up and she told me what happened, and about my buddy. She seemed pretty mad at herself since she is much older than us. I said, "eh, don't worry it's my birthday in a couple days." Sarcastically, she says, "oh God, what'll you be 23?" My response, "worse. 22" She covered her head with the blanket and rolled into the corner.
That was a good night.
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Post by bonafide on Oct 2, 2006 20:48:02 GMT -5
Only thing woulda made it better is if you woulda ripped a massive shart right there under the covers. Still, a damn fine Bevelator performance.
SMITED!
Aloha!
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Post by mikenice on Oct 2, 2006 22:04:20 GMT -5
I'd like to believe had I not puked and passed out on garbage cans I would have. I think the other dude got close, but got weirded out by her for some reason. She was pretty fuckin crazy.
What makes this story better, is that two of my fellow 06 buddies had similar encounters with women of the same age this same weekend. Their stories are better since they didn't black out and boot. One of them is a bevelator and I'm hoping he shares his story once he reads this.
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mrsmiff
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Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
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Post by mrsmiff on Oct 2, 2006 22:36:50 GMT -5
Hahaha here it is Hazel -
On Friday night I went to the Hickey Tav like I always do... I started talking to a wide-hipped, big breasted lass whom I could tell wanted me to go home with her. So I did. Turns out she was 28 and a mother of 3. I went back to her house in Olean with her and her 2 sloppy friends in her mini van. When we got to her house she had to take the babysitter home. When she got back her friends left and eventually i got a pretty nice BJ from her on her living room couch. ... while her 3 kids were sleeping upstairs. After i caught my breath i asked her what i should do (sleep over or leave). She said for my sake and for the kids sake it would be best if i left. I only had $3 in my wallet so i had to borrow $6 from her to make sure I had enough for the cab. Got back to my townhouse around 5am and passed out with a smile on my face.
I'm pretty proud of myself for this one, even though she is obviously a booze hag.
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Post by bonafide on Oct 3, 2006 5:29:17 GMT -5
EXALTED for sticking (so to speak) to a BJ with the cow. Last thing any Bevelator should want to do is to put his dick in an Olean booze hag and then have the fucking bitch turn up preggers. Ugghhh. Just the thought should be enough to make any Bevelator recoil in sheer disgust.
Aloha!
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Oct 3, 2006 7:55:25 GMT -5
Nailing a 30-39 year old means you join the "Dirty Thirty Club". I joined when I was 23. Once you progress (or digress) to banging a 40-49 year old woman you have joined the elite company of Canseco, A-Rod, and Soriano aka the "40-40 Club". I have never been there but a buddy of mine has and said it was pretty good.
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 3, 2006 8:15:18 GMT -5
I've got some pretty good stories about banging older women, but I can't remember if I've already shared them on the BevelWagon, new or old. I've got a great one about Fall Fest two years ago in E'ville.
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Post by oleanron on Oct 3, 2006 9:39:45 GMT -5
When I was a senior in high school, I dated a 22-year-old teacher.
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Post by bonafide on Oct 3, 2006 10:19:13 GMT -5
Didjya fuck her Olean Ron?
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Post by mikenice on Oct 3, 2006 10:31:02 GMT -5
Sdot, not sure if you told them or not... but please tell away. There's only one I remember (not sure if it was you) from the old board. Someone banged a 40 year old in the ass when she drove him home.
I said before I had two buddies with similar stories. The other one, a non bevelator, fucked a 27 year old hispanic mother of three orginally from Compton Cali.
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fudge1
Bevel in Training
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Post by fudge1 on Oct 3, 2006 10:56:53 GMT -5
S Dot, I think I sort of remember that story...enlighten us if you will.
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Post by oleanron on Oct 3, 2006 11:44:06 GMT -5
Didjya General Tso's Chicken her Olean Ron? Perhaps. I used the term "dated" because it seems more couth than "fucked around with." I forgot where I was for a second, though. |
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 3, 2006 13:17:14 GMT -5
S Dot, I think I sort of remember that story...enlighten us if you will. Sdot, not sure if you told them or not... but please tell away. There's only one I remember (not sure if it was you) from the old board. Someone banged a 40 year old in the ass when she drove him home. I said before I had two buddies with similar stories. The other one, a non bevelator, General Tso's Chickened a 27 year old hispanic mother of three orginally from Compton Cali. ***I have moved the contents of this post to the archives which can be viewed here: bonabevel3.proboards105.com/index.cgiMuch too racy to be left here. I know it sucks, and it would be better if we didn't have to worry about censorship, but unless one of us has learned how to build a private message board yet, I don't see any other way. -Cosmo *** |
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 3, 2006 13:39:33 GMT -5
The Fall Fest story took place two years ago and is so great I've ruined every future Fall Fest for myself because it will never again be this good. It also prominently features another camp employee, this time, a 39 year old lifeguard who was also the talk of camp for several summers. While I was working there, this lifeguard and I were friendly to each other, but there was never any indication to me that I would someday bang her. ----------------------------------The rest of this story can be found here: bonabevel3.proboards105.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=archive&thread=1159900013&page=1 |
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Post by southhampton on Oct 3, 2006 13:44:33 GMT -5
Great stories EXALT
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