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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 3, 2006 14:03:22 GMT -5
EXALTED!!!
I should have been here reading these stories instead of on the original $ymmetry thread.
Well done sir.
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Post by whyamisobig on Oct 3, 2006 14:13:13 GMT -5
The Fall Fest story took place two years ago and is so great I've ruined every future Fall Fest for myself because it will never again be this good. It also prominently features another camp employee, this time, a 39 year old lifeguard who was also the talk of camp for several summers. While I was working there, this lifeguard and I were friendly to each other, but there was never any indication to me that I would someday bang her. ----------------------------------The rest of this story can be found here: bonabevel3.proboards105.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=archive&thread=1159900013&page=1Good Lord, that is awesome. Exhalt
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Post by mikenice on Oct 3, 2006 14:24:37 GMT -5
An exalt doesn't even seem enough... but I gave one anyway.
I highly doubt there's any reminiscing like this on the BANNEDwagon. I don't think Jim62 has stories like these.
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Post by mikenice on Oct 3, 2006 14:37:12 GMT -5
I bet his stories are a lot like Sdot's... just replace the girls in Dots stories with 50 year old cheeseburgers.
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 3, 2006 14:44:08 GMT -5
I bet his stories are a lot like Sdot's... just replace the girls in Dots stories with 50 year old cheeseburgers I laughed out loud at this one. EXALTED! for a high quality crack on Jim62 EDIT: I meant to give an EXALTING SMITE but hit EXALT instead, so mike nice is owed -2....can other Bevelators help get him to -62 please??
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Post by southhampton on Oct 3, 2006 17:40:01 GMT -5
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 3, 2006 18:34:33 GMT -5
Great stories Sdot. Sorry I had to move them. Someday we should have a contest of who has the most outlandish story to tell. Could be sex story or other. I've got some good ones I've been saving for special occasions.
And great zings on you know who, but I had to fondle a little bit. I think sexual remarks in regards to certain individuals may be what got the last board shut down.
Just to let you all know, I am still trying to learn how to make websites, although progress has been very slow...Although I still hope to make the fall of 2007 deadline.
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Oct 4, 2006 8:07:30 GMT -5
I just started to date this girl a couple of weeks ago and did the ol' "Yum Yum Bouncy Bouncy" with her for the first time last night. Ten seconds after I was done, I looked at her dead serious in the face and said, "OK....get out". The expression on her face was priceless. I couldn't help from laughing and she knew that I was kidding after I burst out, but her initial reaction was funny......then I proceeded to give her a good stiff rodgering twice more last night.
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Post by bonafide on Oct 6, 2006 6:01:12 GMT -5
I'm readin' this stuff about screwing older women. FUCK! Based on twenty-something Bevelator dudes fucking forty-something older chics and crunching the numbers...... if I did anything similar I'd be putting my dick in some chic who's like 83 years old! Fuck that shit!
I think that a man reaches a certain point in his life (35 I believe) when he starts looking backward in age for fuckable chics rather than forward. Me, I look at some of the 18 year old pussy floatin' around and it looks mighty fine.
Aloha!
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