The thread where you FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE

[s dot carter]

I thought maybe future freestyle hardcore rap battle challengers can call out the incumbent in one place so all these great rap battles are captured on one thread.

NOTE: Below are the original battles as they took place. Good luck future hardcore freestyle rap battle challengers.....

mikenice said:

Yo Sdot you're a weak champ
still schemin on girls at the bar with an underage stamp

Battlin me is stupid son
like Jauron goin for it on 4th and one
these voters got bad taste
that belt belongs around my waist
you shouldn't have been considered in the first place

You ain't no hardcore rapper
I'll put your lights out faster than the clapper.....

So tell me Bevelators, who slams harder
Mikenice or that pussy-ass Sdot Carter?

sdotcarter said:

You better come at me better than that mikenice
it was irritating like dog fleas or hair lice
but you know what they say about guys that are nice
they finish dead last like your boy mike Tice

d ick jauron, at least he's got balls
you do too, but son, them damn smalls
willis, he didn't know it was fourth down
but I do, thats why i came with it clown

the rap belt is the best idea since sliced bread
lyrically I can slap you upside your head

underage? at least i get after some girl ass
it's way better than everyone calling me lance bass
thats while they'll build me a statue or a fountain
cuz I'm rap battle champ while you're strokin' to the 'Mountain'

Brokeback bizzle

S DOT wins 7 votes to 1

RAP BATTLE 2

southhampton said:

Aye yo S Dot

Its a slow day S Dot so im calling you out
Im gonna be the champion that everyone will tout
It doesnt matter how much you scream or shout
Youll be thrown to the curb like you got the gout

Im bringing the belt back to the 06
Taking it away from you old ass pricks
This is the New World Order you can call me Syxx
Your girls like Chyna, giving me licks

Say goodbye to yor belt its going away
Its going around my waist and its gonna be there to stay
This battle is so easy i dont even have to call you g.ay
Your chances of winning are about as real as Art Vandelay

southhampton said:

Yo S Dot what happened its already Monday afternoon
how much time do you want, you gonna wait until June
did you have fun in Cleveland watching the tribe swoon
you probably gotta crush on Hafner, but hes an ugly ass goon
I'm calling you out again to make sure you respond soon
but the battles already over like were lost and you're Boone

I know what your thinking "dude give me some time"
"It takes me three weeks to think up a decent rhyme"
"Its not fair you know that I am way past my prime"
"Me battling you it is a victim less crime"

I understand your position but what do you want me to do
I've waited long enough for you to respond to my debut
Ive given you your time, Ive let you stew
But I'm the librarian and right now your overdue
Your not on my level the entire bevel knows its true
I've gotta treat you like the soup Nazi, NO SOUP FOR YOU!

sdotcarter said:

Damn southhampton, you really came at me
i apologize but I was busy with Miami
your rhymhes were dope, that much I can admit
But I forgot to respond because they didnt mean $hit
Crazy to come at me son, now you're up with the vets
you have an obvious lack of judgement and you root for the Jets
But at least against the Pats they almost covered the spread
too bad their Super Bowl dreams are already dead
Whitner's gonna take off little Laveranues' head
and Chad throws the football like its 40 pounds of lead
So I hope you're coming to the game in Buffalo
But I don't want you to be upset so keep your expectations low

We all get it, you love that Seinfeld show
its not the clever quotes its that your t i t s are in a BRO!!!

Southhampton wins 9 votes to 4


Who wants a piece of southhampton???

[southhampton]

S Dot dont forget your first victory, Royal Rumble Style

sdotcarter said:

Rimrocka lost his mind with this alison rippin'
hotter than any girl he's ever been lickin'
callin her a butterface, you lost your mind?
an EXALT for bonafide for this hot-ass find
slammin' alison makes me feel just one way,
its obvious rim and mike are lance bass g a y

thedullhouse said:

YO YO SDOT
YOU THINK YOUR BIG? YOU AIN'T NUTHING BUT A TATER TOT
MY BOY RIM ROCKA IS RIGHT
ALISON'S BODY IS THE ONLY THING THAT IS TIGHT

IT'S OBVIOUS THIS GIRL IS A FAKE
JUST SOME BORED MALE BEVELATOR FOR CHRISTS SAKE
THE FACT THAT YOU ALL FELL
MAKES ME THINK THAT YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN AFFECTED BY TOO MUCH HAIR GEL

BUT I DIGRESS, AT LEAST YOU STILL GOT RAPS
IN HIROSHIMA WE BOMBED ALL THE JAPS
THIS IS THE DULL HOUSE, NOT A TOT OR A TATER
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME I WAS MADE A GLOBAL MODERATOR?!?!?!

(drop mic)

rimrocka44 said:

Yo Yo...Yo

Check it...

butterface, smutterface you need to recognize
rims just sayin alison aint fine
you get all pissed cuz u think she's a dime
but thinkin that is a crime
lockin you up like you is maurice clarrett
all because you thought alison was yo pet
so go ahead and sweat her
keep touchin the screen so you could pet her

my name is rimrocka and i'm here to say
i rep heterosexuals in a major way
so sorry lass but you'll need to look elsewhere to find
your buddy lance bass

saying me and mike nizzle's jaw would drop
is like sayin the lights green...i think you should stop
so yo come correct and recognize
alison angel she aint no prize

mikenice said:

uhhh.... yeah

turn me up in the headphones....

oh yeah, I like this beat......

Yo all I said was Alison isn't a dime piece
but face decent enough to be a landing pad for my skeet
when in the Roc I love to crush some street meat

And Rim was right to drop this bomb
need a third opinion, ask Papa Tom

Why refer to us as lance bass
cause we think her face takes second place to her ass?
she's a decent lass, but far from dreamy
aw fuk it, I'd still give her the houdini..

what

admin said:

Listen to Rim actin like he's got gourmet taste in Dimes,
the sumbizzle slammed Butkus like at least 5 times!

I give him props for the young lady he married,
But for saying Alison ain't hot I think he's a big FAIRY.

And lately he's been awful busy,
sending me text messages about skanks with stank p u s s y.

All I ask Rimrocka is step up and be a man,
admit you would stick your joystick right in Alison's CAN!

Sdot (5 votes, 35.7%)
Mikenice (3 votes, 21.4%)
The Dull House (2 votes, 14.2%)
Rim (2 votes, 14.2%)
Cosmo (2 votes, 14.2%)

[bonniesfan]

Yo playa, I'm calling you out.



Yo southhampton you think you’re so fly
Too bad I’ll be spittin’ better rhymes even after I die
I got hoes on each side sayin’ my oh my
Bonniesfan in the hizzouse just makin’ you cry

You got Chad in your avy, too bad he’s lance bass
I heard he’s comin’ to your house just to do you in the ass
Southhampton I dont know you but you’re probably a good guy
But if I ever see you I’ll go Northern Colorado punter and stab you in the thigh

It’s bonniesfan in the house and I’m here to stay
Anybody that messes with me is just straight up g.ay

Word to yo motha

[southhampton]

Aye Yo

So I got my first challenge, too bad it was a little weak
If you need some lessons ill try to teach you my technique
I can help you out man, give you some constructive critique
But do us all a favor and practice before you speak

But you did call me out, i have respect for you
The respect is for your bravery, not the rhymes you spew
I gotta come at you now, but you probably already knew
Lets play Model UN, You be Thailand, ill be the coup

I don't have much ammo, cause i don't know who you are
In my head theres a picture of you, clear as the north star
Your a frail little dude, no bigger than John Mark Karr
And you've probably seen the back of more than one squad car
You buy all your clothes at the local bazaar
And your girlfriend is definitely fatter than Roseanne Barr

you probably know my format, Usually i end with something from Seinfeld
but this battles a blowout, you already got shelled
you battled your best, nothing was withheld
but your the biggest disgrace to the sbu since the dude that could only weld

Holla

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

Do we even need to vote on this? Bonniesfan, good effort, but I think you got smoked.

[bonniesfan]

Shit. Southhampton got me on that one but just wait and bonniesfan will come back with shit you've never even seen before. It's coming. Sometime.

[southhampton]

Southhampton defeats Bonniesfan 10-0

[logan]

Hey South, you think you’re bad, you think you’re svelt?
If I wasn’t dead I’d take that belt.
Now I’m just playin’ the cards I’m dealt
iIlin in a coffin lined with padded felt

But hey punk, at least I can BATTLE & flow
Wishin’ I could scratch this tag on my toe
It’s a little itchy, just like where they sewed
Sending me off to the last place I’d ever go

It’s kinda cramped her, my space is tight.
Myspace, get it? That’s out of sight!
Maybe online last words just aren’t right
But I sure wish I’d packed a night light.

You dumb fool, you prolly drafted Clinton Portis
Your bevel team sucks, I’d rather a tortoise
I’d play bitch, but you couldn’t afford us
Know what hurts like hell? Rigor Mortis

I dare you to try and step up to me.
Present me with some rhymes with dexterity
Come on dig me up so I can be free
I’ll be down here waitin’, bitch, for all eternity.

[s dot carter]

Does southhampton really have to battle this dead kid?? I say yes...

Does anyone else fear this is the topic that sealed all of our fates as far as going to hell is concerned?

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

sdotcarter said:

Does southhampton really have to battle this dead kid?? I say yes...

Does anyone else fear this is the topic that sealed all of our fates as far as going to hell is concerned?

BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE

[mikenice]

wow.... if southhampton loses, does somebody have to challenge the new champion? I certainly don't think I could do it.

[southhampton]

Aye Yo

Wow, so Logan challenged me from the afterlife this is definitely a first
I wonder if hes in his grave yet, or is on route in a hearse
Ill give credit, in terms of challenges this wasn't the worst
But even at its best it sounds a little rehearsed

Symmetry would be proud though, you spitten a written
even though it was harmless, like a cute little kitten
I feel sorry for you, ill play the worlds smallest violin
but there are some other people here that want to talk about your sin

Well Logan heres the first person here who has something to say
Give Ellie some time don't make her run away
"Killing yourself over me, that's a little cliche"
"We had no chemistry, our relationship was in disarray"
"How could i ever be attracted to you, look at how much you weigh"
"I tried to say all this quick without delay"
"I wanted to get it out before you decay"
"I feel guilty, all this cause i was gonna out you as g.ay"

And as for your sister Star you should know shes here too
"Remember when i was younger and i wiped your poo"
"I wish i had more time so i could have bid you adieu"
"Ill remember you always, especially how i thought you to screw"

I'm starting to feel bad for you, not that i really care
No one seems to like, no wonder your so good at solitaire
Ellie called you out and you have manties for underwear
but on the bright side at least your sister seemed to enjoy your affair

Judging by your free style you have no quick whit
OK so you were a dealt a terrible hand, but lifes what you make it
actually, fu.ck that you probably should have quit
Suicide is the absolute best thing you could ever commit

Holla

[s dot carter]

Southhampton retains his Battle Belt with a 9 to 5 victory over the recently deceased Logan.

And the BevelWagon has reached a new low

[2ndfal]

sdotcarter said:

Southhampton retains his Battle Belt with an 8 to 4 victory over the recently deceased Logan.

And the BevelWagon has reached a new low

A couple of questions regarding voting?

1) How long should the polls be opened for? I would think for at least 24 hours, right?

2) Does Logan get a vote? In the US Democratic System, I believe you lose your right to vote once you can no longer breath, have a heart beat, etc.

[southhampton]

2ndfal said:

A couple of questions regarding voting?

1) How long should the polls be opened for? I would think for at least 24 hours, right?

2) Does Logan get a vote? In the US Democratic System, I believe you lose your right to vote once you can no longer breath, have a heart beat, etc.

1) I agree with the 24 hour rule, or at least long enough that someone clearly differentiates himself from the opponent

2) Its good form for neither of the participants to vote.