The thread where you FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE

[whyamisobig]

It's that damn Southhampton! He's so hot right now!

[2ndfal]

Yo Southampton, I'm calling your name.
Your rhymes are staged and dry,
This ain't no lie,
you've got no game.

You steal your lyrics from a 90s sitcom.
While you were downstairs watching tv,
I was upstairs banging your mom.

When you battled Logan, he had no chance.
The guy just got dumped at a HS dance.

You beat a dead guy, so you think you're tough
Another episode of Seinfeld is on?
I'm back upstairs to eat your mom's muff.

Your run was short,
Just like your mom, it's time to abort.
Go back to deathspace for some competition,
The time has come, 2nd Fal is the new addition.

Your new champ is right before your eyes
All rise and hail,
The belt now lies,
on 2nd Fal.

Drops mic....

[southhampton]

Aye Yo

Do us all a favor and leave that mic on the floor
Your battle wasnt just terrible, it also was a bore
Try all you want, you'll never be the champ of hard core
you should just leave the bevel, go join the peace corps

I usually have respect for my challengers, but i have none for you
Your first rap battle was a most un-impressive debut
Anyone can just make up shit that they know isn't true
The trick is to write shit that everyone can relate to

But thats all the advice that i am willing to share
I think its pretty clear you know what you need to repair
Im trying to think of someone, with you to compare
your the biggest bust this side of Andre Ware

You came at me as hard as you could, but your no threat
You look at me with reverence, like i was blond and you brunette
I beat you on this battle, and it was no upset
Just like Sunday, you were a Bill and I was a Jet

Holla

[southhampton]

Southhampton retains over 2ndfal 9-3

[s dot carter]

Its been a while since the last battle
South is the baby and I'm the rattle
cuz I will rap attack his ass to sleep
and instead of counting them, he'd rather f uck the sheep
When I get through this shit I will have the title
and southhampton will be in the same place as Lidle.
I'm not holding anything back this time around
running south's title hopes into the ground.
he made a nice signature we all can agree
but he ruined it with all the s hitty team that I see
Who in America like the Ottawa Senators?
and I found out yesterday your girlfriend swallows and snores.
Up a twelve year old boy's shorts is where south's hands felt
now go to jail pedophile, THIS IS MY FUCKIN BATTLE BELT!!!!

[whyamisobig]

That's it. It's a rap battle! It's a rap battle.

[vinnypunditsheros]

BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE


And an EXALT to S Dot.

[southhampton]

Aye yo

Its been a while since i battled, even longer since we went to war
The result will be the same though, your gonna end up sore
You say its your belt, but it was only yours in time of yore
This battle is a weak attempt to try to even our score

Thats right S Dot, against you i am 1 and 0
I thought you would have time to think, your career would grow
It turned out ever since i beat you, you have only been on a plateau
and the fact of the matter is that the whole bevel does know

And as for me and MJ, the only one I'm down with is twenty-three
We got poop in common, we both fill the marquee
You cant compete in this battle, I'm the dope MC
I'm gonna kill you like your Marie Antoinette and I'm the bourgeoisie


So you get your user name from a Jay-Z song
but your a disgrace to hova, wearing your man thong
s dot carter YOU must try harder
I'm gonna be like Corey Lidle...if the plane he took was a charter

Holla




Jay-Z does not approve of your man thong







Southhampton retains 8-0 over Sdot

[mikenice]

Shiiiiit

Man.. these battles is weak
Let me reintroduce ya'll to street speak
Southhampton's way past his peak
He ain't got no job
so his funds are meek
to make ends meet
he takes a shot of skeet in his cheek

You're no symmetry
I can easily out-rhyme ya
you got less of a clue than Eric Mangina
or is it mangini?
f uckin lisp talkin weenie
like juice says, "come see me"

You got no place here after I win
back to your life of sin
taking free loads on the chin
at the Southampton Inn

It's almost halloween, you dressing up as somethin?
maybe a pumpkin
or the guy giving a blumpkin
to your boy Dalton Hunkins?.... like last year
nah, no need to fear
that secret's safe here

But before I go, I got another secret for all of you
this man caught Aids from @#$62

[doogiehowsermd]

WOOOOW!

[southhampton]

Aye yo

Battle me before my last one's finished, trying to catch me off guard?
Well at least you did your best to come at me hard
Too bad when we are finished your ego will be scarred
You cant stay in this battle, like an immigrant with no green card

Introduce me to street speak? man your from CT
You must have some hard streets the rest of the world just cant see
You got the toughness of my three year old sister Gracie
And the looks of one William H. Macy

And making fun of my team when yours is on the decline
Sure you may think that the Cowboys are divine
But they haven't been the same since the time of the NFL combine
Now your the only NFL team with a speed dial to the suicide hotline

Your score on your battle is about equal to your karma
You LOST this battle like you were in a hatch labeled Dharma
And as for STD's i hear you got them all
as from where you got em, its that c.unt BonnieBall

Holla

[southhampton]

Mikenice steals 8-2

[southhampton]

Can somebody get the belt to mikenice

[wutang]

I gave the belt to him but I don't think I can change the title "Rap Battle Hardcore Champion" I think Cosmo needs to do that.

[southhampton]

Is anyone going to challenge Mikenice?


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