Complete Bonnies Men's Basketball Schedule

[southhampton]

One of the best bonas games i ever went to was the last year @ Duquesne. Their fan base is so pathetic that if you get a good ten guys you can drown out the entire 700 - 1200 people they have in their stadium. A few other bevel guys were at this trip.

Great story from the game. whistle blows, some idiot on the dukes dunks, hangs on the rim, slaps the backboard and immediatly gets a T. On of the people i was there with (JP Butler) yells "You just cost your team the game you big jerk" and basicly went on and on about how bad the one dude and all of duquesne were in a very pg way. one of the "cops" that were in the arena pointed at him and pointed at the door. we were all awestruck that he did not say anything bad, no fuck, no cunt, no dickhead, no shit none of that. we argued for about a minute but to no avail. He had to sit in the hallway by himself for the last 5 minutes of the game.

[s dot carter]

You have to use Bevelspeak at some hoops games this year. Can you imagine yelling:

Oh, fuck you ref you dick. How the fuck did you miss that call? Even a cunt like your wife could've got that right. Fuck!

[oleanron]

When do we play Faber College, Adams College or Port Chester University?

I have a similiar story that I may or may not have recounted several times here. I think it was my sophomore or junior year. I was at the game and pretty close to courtside. The ref was blowing calls all night long and when the ref was right by me (after having made another asinine call), I shouted "HEY, REF! DO YOU WANT A CROWBAR TO PRY YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS???"

And the ref said, "YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!" and security escorted me away.

I tried to explain to security that, being from the New York City area and having gone to games at both Yankee Stadium and Madison Square Garden (where I sat in the Blue section before they turned it into luxury boxes) since I was six, that not only was riding the ref's ass acceptable where I was from, it was, in fact, encouraged. They were having none of it.

And then I farted.