Post by vinnypunditsheros on Aug 24, 2006 9:59:10 GMT -5
Those bastards! Pluto is no longer a planet. It is now a dwarf planet. How could they do such a thing? All they had to do was reclassify that Xena planet dealie that's way the hell out there, and ALF would have been a prophet.
My third grade teacher used to assign us homework to watch ALF so she could talk about it with us the next day. I was in third grade, that was the type of homework I had. One Wednesday night episode, ALF mentioned he passed by the eleventh and tenth planets on his way from Melmack to Earth. When Xena was discovered, I was very excited. ALF was right! Now all we needed to do was find one more.
But those astronomy jerks stripped Pluto of planetary status. Now we need to find three more planets. And for those who don't know, ALF stands for Alien Life Form his real name is Gordon Schumway.
Fortunately, the recently photographed rings around Uranus remain intact.
My third grade teacher used to assign us homework to watch ALF so she could talk about it with us the next day. I was in third grade, that was the type of homework I had. One Wednesday night episode, ALF mentioned he passed by the eleventh and tenth planets on his way from Melmack to Earth. When Xena was discovered, I was very excited. ALF was right! Now all we needed to do was find one more.
But those astronomy jerks stripped Pluto of planetary status. Now we need to find three more planets. And for those who don't know, ALF stands for Alien Life Form his real name is Gordon Schumway.
Fortunately, the recently photographed rings around Uranus remain intact.
