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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Aug 23, 2006 8:29:34 GMT -5
Found this on another message board and I thought it would be fun to share.
1. Google the word "failure."
2. Go to the first listing.
3. Have a good laugh and pass it on.
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Post by thebonabus on Aug 23, 2006 8:42:17 GMT -5
Not what I was expecting, however 100% dead on.
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Post by s dot carter on Aug 23, 2006 9:08:59 GMT -5
I thought it was funny but no one else at work seemed too amused. I got three questions about why I'm googling the word failure. I told them its just easier than typing my full name
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Aug 23, 2006 14:17:29 GMT -5
You can game Google. It's true. If you search for "president george w. bush failure" a few thousand times, that's what'll happen. I think we should all start Googling "bevelator sex machine" now. Maybe we can do the same with all of our bevelspeak. Could we get some hard core pornography when trying to a good chinese food place? Hmmm, I want some General Tso's Chicken, but all I can find is oriental lesbian action. I will not google joystick cave. I would love to hear an internet search for a c-bomb leads to a certain Bandwagoner's profile. The possibilities are endless! Edited to add: In bizzare news p.enis gets censored to joystick, yet most names for a girl thingy get censored to p.enis cave. It gets censored and is a fondled word. Somebody please use the Chewbacca Defense and explain how this works. |
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Post by wutang on Aug 23, 2006 15:20:42 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.  Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this censoring words? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this censoring words! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending the freedom of speech, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. - Johnnie Cochran (R.I.P.) |
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Post by mikenice on Aug 23, 2006 15:25:19 GMT -5
exalted for the verbatim post of the Chewbacca Defense.
Now all I can think about is that record label exec with the bottle of splooge in his hand fixing his comb-over.
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Post by oleanron on Aug 23, 2006 16:33:11 GMT -5
Reminds me of this:  |
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