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Post by Shitbird on Jun 24, 2021 10:53:17 GMT -5
Took a massive shart last night in a Kohl's shitter. Didn't have time to lift the toilet seat cover so the mess spread out all over it. Left the used shit paper on top of it all. Kind of looked like a shart birthday cake.
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Post by Shitbird on Aug 21, 2021 8:24:30 GMT -5
Is there any way to physically stop a shart? I shart about once every other month and this has happened in some embarassing places.....like in a restaurant and while driving a car with passengers. I don't know what I'd do if I sharted in a crowded airplane. I'm aware that the Bevelators recommend wearing a Hanes underpant to contain the shart. That doesn't stop the stank, however. I always worry that I'm going to shart above Level 2A... which tests the limits of the Hanes product.
Please help. Thanks.
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Post by Creamy on Aug 22, 2021 12:06:31 GMT -5
Sharting for a Bevelator is the anal version of a minority chimp-out. Unlike the minority chimpout, a Bevelator shart can be somewhat controlled by exercising one's anal sphincter muscles regularly. That, combined with wearing Hanes undepant, should control/contain up to a Level 1C shart. Watching one's Cream Ale intake before embarking on a potentially embarassing shart adventure (crowded airplane) is also helpful.
Hope this helps.
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