Patriot Day...AKA MOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK!!!!!!

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

This travesty has brought me back out of Bevel retirement. They were that starving for a terrible Boston movie with terrible Boston accents for Mark Wahlberg to star in that they decided to make this a movie? Just in time for the Holidays a real underdog story. A few thousand armed police officers and FBI agents vs. a couple deadly half baked teenage terrorists! Let's glamorize a dimwitted terrorist attack that killed 3 people. Great idea Hollywood!

Let's walk through this trailer:



Just listen to the way John Goodman says "Neon" at the :24 mark.

How many takes do you think it took Marky Mark to get that grimace down with the epic explosion at the :40 mark?

1:05 "THERE IS A TIME TO SHOW COURAGE" - with all due respect to those maimed or killed, are you fucking kidding me with this?

1:16 "We GOTTA FIND DEEZ GUYS!!!"

1:35 Oh shit...cue the slow piano music. Shit is getting serious.

2:04 Just look at that casual smirk as we get the "good vs. evil" cliche.

2:08 Michael Rappaport sighting?

Fuck this movie.

Fuck Boston.

Fuck Boston Strong.

Fuck Mark Wahlberg.

Anyone who sees this is fucked in the head.

[mikenice]

Nothing to add.

That's a great rant against this movie.

Fuck

[bonafide]

I believe that this movie deserves to be massively shit on by the Bevelators while screaming out the name of our next President's wife.
Here goes...

Uhuhuhuhuhuuh..yeowwwwwwwwwww...
MELANIA TRUMP...aaaaahhhhhhh!!

Pissah!

Aloha!

[Father Toby OFM]

Your degradation of our new First Lady by associating Mrs. Trump with the voiding of human excrement is simply appalling. Is there no level of human indecency to which you won't stoop? I find it impossible to believe that you were ever associated with our fine university. Just your rampant alchoholism and drug abuse would have had you out on your ear. The fine example set by alumni such as Jim62 and Sneakers on the other Board is in sharp contrast to your ongoing sick comments about feces. You are a disgrace.

[mikenice]

Jan 4, 2017 9:28:35 GMT -5 Father Toby OFM said:

Your degradation of our new First Lady by associating Mrs. Trump with the voiding of human excrement is simply appalling. Is there no level of human indecency to which you won't stoop? I find it impossible to believe that you were ever associated with our fine university. Just your rampant alchoholism and drug abuse would have had you out on your ear. The fine example set by alumni such as Jim62 and Sneakers on the other Board is in sharp contrast to your ongoing sick comments about feces. You are a disgrace.

Father Toby's a total square.

Huhhhhh.... grunt grunt