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Post by bonafide on Jan 12, 2016 14:05:30 GMT -5
Since Ass Napkin Ken has destroyed the Bevel I've agreed with Cosmo that I will occasionally post on this Board. My first post is to let the Bevelators know that
I took a massive shit the other day which simply would not flush because of its size. I had to break the deuce apart in the bowl with a garden spade to finally get the shitter to completely flush it. I am thrilled to report that this shit also stank like a motherfucker.
Pissah!
Aloha!
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Aug 29, 2016 17:23:40 GMT -5
Hello Bevelators,
I wanted to report that I recently sharted the bed. It breached my tight whites (fruit of the loom) and left a skid on the sheet and the shrew had to change them.
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Post by bonafide on Aug 29, 2016 18:06:30 GMT -5
You wore the wrong underpant. Hanes are the Bevelator underpant of choice for beautifully containing a shart.
Pissah!
Aloha!
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Post by Father Toby on Sept 3, 2016 9:41:32 GMT -5
You should all be ashamed of publicly relating your private bodily functions. Bonafide is especially guilty and is in honest need of serious mental health counseling. Anyone as fixated on defecation like Bonafide has a profound mental illness. The fact that he would defecate repeatedly in the play fort of innocent children is indicative of Bonafide's sick character.
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Post by Father Toby OFM on Oct 1, 2016 19:59:06 GMT -5
And the copious size of Bonafide's excrement coupled with it being extremely odiferous would indicate that Bonafide also has a very serious gastrointestinal medical problem. Almost certainly liver damage from his self described rampant alcoholism.
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Post by mikenice on Oct 7, 2016 21:58:59 GMT -5
I recently had a terrible virus which caused me to puke and violently defecate.
One night as I was pissing out my ass for a few hours I breached THREE different pair of shorts. First time I breached underpant and short. The next two times I fell asleep in just short and woke to sharting right through my shorts before I could scramble to the bathroom.
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Post by bonafide on Oct 14, 2016 19:51:21 GMT -5
I recently had a terrible virus which caused me to puke and violently defecate. One night as I was pissing out my ass for a few hours I breached THREE different pair of shorts. First time I breached underpant and short. The next two times I fell asleep in just short and woke to sharting right through my shorts before I could scramble to the bathroom. This is why it is crucial that you only wear Hanes briefs. Other brands of underpant are easily breached and shorts are worthless as far as containing a shart. BTW....Father Toby OFM can kiss my motherfucking ass. The massive volume of my slugs as well as their overpowering stank are admirable Bevelator traits....something that Father Toby OFM couldn't begin to comprehend. Pissah! Aloha! |
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Post by bonafide on Oct 23, 2016 13:18:03 GMT -5
I literally blew a mass of Level II shart out of my hot, tight, creamy asshole earlier today into a restroom shitter. Proud to report that it stank like a motherfucker. Left it there without flushing for the next visitor to get disgusted and nauseous over.
Pissah!
Aloha!
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Post by mikenice on Nov 7, 2016 18:12:42 GMT -5
I literally blew a mass of Level II shart out of my hot, tight, creamy asshole earlier today into a restroom shitter. Proud to report that it stank like a motherfucker. Left it there without flushing for the next visitor to get disgusted and nauseous over. Pissah! Aloha! 'Fide, this is a legit request. Juicey is getting married next summer (not to a dink shrew), and we would love for you to make an appearance either there or possibly in Chicago if we do the bachelor party here. Thanks |
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Post by bonafide on Nov 12, 2016 8:29:32 GMT -5
I literally blew a mass of Level II shart out of my hot, tight, creamy asshole earlier today into a restroom shitter. Proud to report that it stank like a motherfucker. Left it there without flushing for the next visitor to get disgusted and nauseous over. Pissah! Aloha! 'Fide, this is a legit request. Juicey is getting married next summer (not to a dink shrew), and we would love for you to make an appearance either there or possibly in Chicago if we do the bachelor party here. Thanks Why thanks, 'Nice. Where will this wedding take place? I will certainly give attending the some thought....or possibly the bachelor party. BTW....I was at SBU the week before last. Paid $7.00 for a tiny hamburger and order of fries at the Café. Motherfucking food was dished up by a goofy looking fuck student running the grille. Another goofy looking fuck student took 5 motherfucking minutes to just order some fries. No shit. After scarfing this pathetic grub I elected to take a shit in the shitter located across the corridor from the post office. Extremely disappointed in the poor quality of this shithouse. This shitter hasn't changed since I was a student and has a very worn out depressing look which I elected not to honor by squeezing out a deuce. Anyway, thanks for thinking of me. Pissah! Aloha! |
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Post by Father Toby OFM on Nov 14, 2016 15:43:31 GMT -5
And now you attack both the poor students and the Reilly Center restroom facilities. Your fascination with the excretion of feces is sick, sick, sick. I can only imagine what your behavior will be at the solemn sacrament of marriage to which you've been invited. Also, I do not understand your PM to me regarding "scat." Is that some sort of household pet or something?
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Post by Bona fide on Sept 9, 2019 7:22:02 GMT -5
I have an idea for the Bevelators to get rich. If several Bevelators will vouch that they just happened to visit the McQuaid Jesuit High School chapel while a Jesuit priest was penetrating my hot, tight, creamy asshole we could sue McQuaid and the Jesuits for millions. This would be the same Jesuit priest who repeatedly shouted "ALL FOR JESUS" while entering me.
So please let me know what the Bevelators think.
Pissah!
Aloha!
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