Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Dec 11, 2006 10:49:07 GMT -5
The Lindsay Lohan Award:
Since South is working hard getting our new home up and running I'll go ahead an officially nominate Sdotcarter's priceless story:
I'm pretty sure I did tell it, but because I think its great (of course I do, I did it) I'll share it again and I'll tell the Fall Fest story as well.
The 45 year old story was about a nurse that worked at a day camp that I was a counselor at over the summers during college. The second to last day of camp they always had a counselor dinner and it was, up until recently, open bar. Being the clever 19 year old Bonas student I was, I managed to get an 'Over 21' bracelet and booze my face off at Salvatore's Italian Garden all night.
The camp nurse was a MILF with a super sexy, sort of cross country runner type, body (great legs and ass, small tits). Throughout the camp season we were very flirty and during the dinner we ended up drinking together a bit and then eventually took a walk. She pulled me behind a dumpster (classy broad) and kissed me. It was at that moment I know I had to do whatever possible to bang her.
So a few minutes later we hopped in her minivan because she agreed to drive me home. I was a thoughtful BENT that night and was smart enough to get a ride there, thinking some other girl I had banged a handful of times that summer would take me home. However, in light of this new development, I wanted nothing to do with that hog. In fact, as the nurse and I pulled away, that girl came outside looking for me and I hit the deck of the minivan trying to avoid detection because this girl would've definitely blown up our spot. (it turned out she wasn't invited back to camp the next year because she stirred up too much poop, including lecturing the Director about recycling. the lecture was not appreciated)
Anyways, there is a park around the corner from my parents house and I had banged several other broads there over the course of my man-whorish youth. We settled into the dark grass in the back of the park where the nurse gave me a quality low go. She was wearing a sun dress so moving to sex was not difficult. She was on top and after a while I was ready to nut. She said, "cum inside of me" and I just couldn't refuse (somewhat risky).
We then jumped back in the minivan and started talking. I finally asked her how old she was and she sheepishly responded, "old enough to be your mother". I pushed her a little harder and she was indeed my mother's age, 45. Then I asked her if she was married because we'd never discussed it and she never wore a ring. She was married. At this point its my first adulterous affair and I'm feeling pretty weird, until of course, I'm ready to bang her again after 20 minutes.
So we head back to the park and as we lay back down in the grass I said something to the effects of, wanna do it the same way. She said something like, "No, its too sore. something something something." (keep in mind, i was somewhat BENT and this part is sort of a blur. What's NOT a blur is when she asked me, "Do you know where you were the first time?" Confused, I said "What do you mean?" Her response, "You were in my ass."
Then I banged her missionary, nutted on her stomach and we said goodnight. After the next day at camp, I haven't seen her since. And, that other girl was all over it the next day. Apparently, she did see me get in the nurse's minivan and called my parents house like 3 times between the time I left and two or three hours later, which was like 1am. My mom was not very happy about it.
Since South is working hard getting our new home up and running I'll go ahead an officially nominate Sdotcarter's priceless story:
I'm pretty sure I did tell it, but because I think its great (of course I do, I did it) I'll share it again and I'll tell the Fall Fest story as well.
The 45 year old story was about a nurse that worked at a day camp that I was a counselor at over the summers during college. The second to last day of camp they always had a counselor dinner and it was, up until recently, open bar. Being the clever 19 year old Bonas student I was, I managed to get an 'Over 21' bracelet and booze my face off at Salvatore's Italian Garden all night.
The camp nurse was a MILF with a super sexy, sort of cross country runner type, body (great legs and ass, small tits). Throughout the camp season we were very flirty and during the dinner we ended up drinking together a bit and then eventually took a walk. She pulled me behind a dumpster (classy broad) and kissed me. It was at that moment I know I had to do whatever possible to bang her.
So a few minutes later we hopped in her minivan because she agreed to drive me home. I was a thoughtful BENT that night and was smart enough to get a ride there, thinking some other girl I had banged a handful of times that summer would take me home. However, in light of this new development, I wanted nothing to do with that hog. In fact, as the nurse and I pulled away, that girl came outside looking for me and I hit the deck of the minivan trying to avoid detection because this girl would've definitely blown up our spot. (it turned out she wasn't invited back to camp the next year because she stirred up too much poop, including lecturing the Director about recycling. the lecture was not appreciated)
Anyways, there is a park around the corner from my parents house and I had banged several other broads there over the course of my man-whorish youth. We settled into the dark grass in the back of the park where the nurse gave me a quality low go. She was wearing a sun dress so moving to sex was not difficult. She was on top and after a while I was ready to nut. She said, "cum inside of me" and I just couldn't refuse (somewhat risky).
We then jumped back in the minivan and started talking. I finally asked her how old she was and she sheepishly responded, "old enough to be your mother". I pushed her a little harder and she was indeed my mother's age, 45. Then I asked her if she was married because we'd never discussed it and she never wore a ring. She was married. At this point its my first adulterous affair and I'm feeling pretty weird, until of course, I'm ready to bang her again after 20 minutes.
So we head back to the park and as we lay back down in the grass I said something to the effects of, wanna do it the same way. She said something like, "No, its too sore. something something something." (keep in mind, i was somewhat BENT and this part is sort of a blur. What's NOT a blur is when she asked me, "Do you know where you were the first time?" Confused, I said "What do you mean?" Her response, "You were in my ass."
Then I banged her missionary, nutted on her stomach and we said goodnight. After the next day at camp, I haven't seen her since. And, that other girl was all over it the next day. Apparently, she did see me get in the nurse's minivan and called my parents house like 3 times between the time I left and two or three hours later, which was like 1am. My mom was not very happy about it.