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Post by mikenice on Aug 9, 2006 11:12:44 GMT -5
Thought of a new pet peeve last night.
People who say "punkin" instead of pumpkin.
And those a$$holes who take forever to merge when getting on the highway. The ones that, even though you leave them room to move over, they hug the white line of the on ramp lane until it forces them over into the third lane.
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Post by THE MUSH on Aug 9, 2006 11:31:46 GMT -5
My pet peeve definitely has to be when girls call you up and tell you they really want to get wasterd. Then you show up with your 40 and they are sitting there delicately sipping wine from nice glasses. Excuse me but no one gets bent that way! Symmetry would not approve unless it was Boone's. Besides, who drinks Boone's from nice glasses?
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mrsmiff
Bevelator
Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
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Post by mrsmiff on Aug 9, 2006 12:59:03 GMT -5
I thought of one the other day.
I DESPISE when girls preface something they are going to say with, "PS...".
ie.. "Hey Peg, what's going on?"
"Nothing much... we had a really good time last night. PS I was sooo wasted"
I am going to bukkake the next girl I hear say that sh*t
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Post by mikenice on Aug 9, 2006 13:10:06 GMT -5
how about girls talking about drinking in general? They always lie about how much they drank. Never shut up the next day about it. And have to announce to the world they either got drunk, went to some bar/club.
"Oh my God, do you remember doing all those shots before the bar last night?"
"Wait, we went to a bar last night? I was so drunk I don't even remember that?"
You could count on hearing this bullshit at hickey brunch the next morning.
I think most weekend mornings I woke up to stuff like: guy 1: "yo, what's all that red shit on the ceiling?"
guy 2: "I dunno, it got pretty crazy in here last night". end of conversation.
Personal favorite is the caption under a girl's picture: "So an so at the beach.... and yes we're drinking again!!!"
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Post by heemeehead on Aug 9, 2006 19:05:15 GMT -5
assholes who insist on driving SUV's and the like as if they are driving sports cars
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Post by heemeehead on Aug 9, 2006 19:08:14 GMT -5
bad tooth paste manners--widely mentioned on the original bevelwagon
people who use more toilet paper to clear their noses than they do to wipe their asses--congested nose > shitty ass
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Post by southhampton on Aug 10, 2006 15:17:40 GMT -5
Getting back to the drunk broads i hate how no matter how blackout drunk they get they always remember every drink they had and who they had it with.
"Oh my god i was so drunk last night. I cant remember anything because i drank 4 glasses of wine, two mike's hard cran-lemonade, did two shots of sour apple pucker with amy and katie, and had a big red bull and vodka at the bar!"
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Post by bonabum06 on Aug 10, 2006 15:43:50 GMT -5
Or when broads deem it some kind of law that after a certain amount of drinks you either have to
A.) get on top of something and dance. . .or
B.) get on top of something and dance and spill your fucking red tropical breeze squeeze twist lemon vodka tini concotion.
i'm all for the getting bent. i'm just not down with the raining red shit for extended periods of time.
Sexual inuendo implied.
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Post by rimrocka44 on Aug 10, 2006 15:44:41 GMT -5
-salted soft pretzels
-food that automatically comes with mayonaise, you should have to order it not unorder it
-everything written in English AND Spanish, you come to our country learn to speak or leave
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Post by mikenice on Aug 10, 2006 15:52:42 GMT -5
mushrooms (as a food)... because what purpose does it really serve?
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Post by heemeehead on Aug 13, 2006 13:15:01 GMT -5
Those super bright lights on the guido'd up cars that blind you while driving. You know who you are--assholes
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alison
Bevel in Training
Your BevelWagon Babe
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Post by alison on Aug 13, 2006 14:20:34 GMT -5
Yucky men who stare at my breasts. I'm sure glad that you Bevelators aren't like that.
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Post by The Dull House on Aug 15, 2006 13:28:47 GMT -5
Girls that post under a fake name like 'Alison' and try to get attention.
Velveeta
Suze Orman - she basically says "Debt is bad, money is good" and people eat it up like she is saying something new. Pay off High interest debt before low interest debt? WOW! WHAT A CONCEPT! (dripping w/ sarcasm)
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Post by mikenice on Aug 15, 2006 13:32:19 GMT -5
people who have to have brand name everything. And make fun of stuff that isn't... like sam's choice cola or tortilla chips that aren't Tostitos.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Aug 15, 2006 13:38:45 GMT -5
Girls that post under a fake name like 'Alison' and try to get attention. Velveeta Suze Orman - she basically says "Debt is bad, money is good" and people eat it up like she is saying something new. Pay off High interest debt before low interest debt? WOW! WHAT A CONCEPT! (dripping w/ sarcasm) My pet peeve: Girls named Suze. Actually paying off high interest debt before low interest debt is not always a good strategy. You should focus energies on paying off the debt with the lowest balance first. 90% of money management is behavioral. Paying off balances is a motivator. Also, you apply the amount you were paying on that debt and add it to the minimum payment of the next smallest debt, thus rapidly accelerating the repayment of that debt. This is referred to as the "Snowball" plan, and has little to do with the style of oral pleasure referred to in Clerks I. That tip was free, the next is going to cost you. |
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