Weekly Would You Rather??

[ricksmith80]

I'm going to start posting these every week, note that they will all be stolen from collegehumor's own Streeter Seidell... He posts them evert week from kids who send them in.
Playing this game has made many trips back from the Ralph with Mr Smiff and Vinny's little brother go way way faster... so here's the first one i'll post..


# Drink a cup of gasoline or a cup of cologne?


# Sleep with 3 Victoria Secret models and be forced to never tell anyone about it or spend a night in a hotel room just chatting to 3 Victoria Secret models and have the whole world think you slept with them?


# Have someone steal your dog or hit your kid?


# Pull out all of your fingernails, one by one, or pull out your teeth, one by one?


# Be hungover for the rest of your life or have an itch in that unreachable place on your back for the rest of your life?

# Make out with George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush?


# Star in a porn and have to watch it with your parents or have your parents star in a porn and have to watch it with your friends?


# Always feel like theres a eyelash in your eye or a hair in your throat?


# Would you rather have two cantaloupe size Cash & Prizes! or 50 grape sized Cash & Prizes!?

I'm sure these will spark bevelators coming up with their own unique and disgusting Would You Rathers...

[The Dull House]

One thing is for sure. I would bang the hell out of the models and not tell anyone about it.

I mean, who cares if you can't tell anyone, you get to replay that crap over and over again in your head for the rest of your life & quietly know that yes, "you had that".

[s dot carter]

# Drink a cup of gasoline or a cup of cologne?cologne

# Sleep with 3 Victoria Secret models and be forced to never tell anyone about it or spend a night in a hotel room just chatting to 3 Victoria Secret models and have the whole world think you slept with them? sleep with them. this one's not even close


# Have someone steal your dog or hit your kid? I don't have a kid but I'd chose hit the kid, he'll still be there


# Pull out all of your fingernails, one by one, or pull out your teeth, one by one? fingernails, they'll grow back, right?


# Be hungover for the rest of your life or have an itch in that unreachable place on your back for the rest of your life? itch, i can scratch it with a stick or something

# Make out with George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush? lance bass question, I'm not answering. but if pressed I'd say W because he's younger

# Star in a porn and have to watch it with your parents or have your parents star in a porn and have to watch it with your friends? watch my porn with my rents, but both would suck


# Always feel like theres a eyelash in your eye or a hair in your throat? this one is tough, they both suck. hair in throat


# Would you rather have two cantaloupe size Ca$h & Prizes! or 50 grape sized Ca$h & Prizes!? 2

[thebonabus]

# Drink a cup of gasoline or a cup of cologne?
- Cologne: as it might not be as fatal since you can atleast apply it to your skin.

# Sleep with 3 Victoria Secret models and be forced to never tell anyone about it or spend a night in a hotel room just chatting to 3 Victoria Secret models and have the whole world think you slept with them?
Sleep with them: None of your friends would believe you banged them anyway, so mine as well be able to have the memories.

# Have someone steal your dog or hit your kid?
Kid: Only because if you're dumb enough to be hit by a stranger, you likely deserve it.

# Pull out all of your fingernails, one by one, or pull out your teeth, one by one?
Fingernails: despite there being more nerve ending there, they would grow back

# Be hungover for the rest of your life or have an itch in that unreachable place on your back for the rest of your life?
Hungover: the itch would drive me absolutly insane and I figure I am hungover once a week on the weekend anyways.

# Make out with George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush?
Make out with the end of a revolver: But if I had to choose, George Senior. He atleast did The Simpson's.

# Star in a porn and have to watch it with your parents or have your parents star in a porn and have to watch it with your friends?
Star in porn: Might at least make my dad proud.

# Always feel like theres a eyelash in your eye or a hair in your throat?
Throat: My eye sight is poopty enough, don't need anything else to hinder it

# Would you rather have two cantaloupe size Ca$h & Prizes! or 50 grape sized Ca$h & Prizes!?
Cantaloupe: I think they would end up the same size and likely would not sit on one of two, but might sit on on of 50.

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

1. cologne
2. sleep with the models - never tell
3. hit my kid
4. fingernails
5. itch - be a great excuse to ask for backrubs
6. george w. bush - flipped a coin
7. star in porn and have parents watch - hopefully they wouldn't laugh too hard at my package
8. eyelash in eye
9. two cantelope

[wutang]

# Drink a cup of gasoline or a cup of cologne?

Cologne, isn't there booze in it? either way gas is probably worse for you

# Sleep with 3 Victoria Secret models and be forced to never tell anyone about it or spend a night in a hotel room just chatting to 3 Victoria Secret models and have the whole world think you slept with them?

Sleep with them, who cares what everyone else thinks, unless that story could lock a lot of future ass for you

# Have someone steal your dog or hit your kid?

Hit my kid, it will toughen him up (if I had one) as long as he doesn't get hit had enough to tard him up for life

# Pull out all of your fingernails, one by one, or pull out your teeth, one by one?

fingernails, you can live better without them then teeth

# Be hungover for the rest of your life or have an itch in that unreachable place on your back for the rest of your life?

itch, you would get used to it eventually

# Make out with George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush?

w because he is younger and less wrinkely

# Star in a porn and have to watch it with your parents or have your parents star in a porn and have to watch it with your friends?

Probably them watch me, only a little less weird, depends on if the person I was with was hot or not. Hopefully she would be hot enough to take the attention off of me

# Always feel like theres a eyelash in your eye or a hair in your throat?

Throat one, can't have things obstructing my vision

# Would you rather have two cantaloupe size Ca$h & Prizes! or 50 grape sized Ca$h & Prizes!?

2 huge ones, at least you have the right amount

[s dot carter]

funny that we're all coming up with the same answers for the most part. that means these 'would you rathers' kind of suck.

Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson or kicked in the face by Chuck Norris?

[thebonabus]

Would you rather be spooged in the face by Lance Bass or Rosie O'Donnell?

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

Upon rethinking the Victoria Secret question, if by chatting and the whole world thinking I banged them could somehow lead to lots of great ass for the rest of my life kinda like that episode of seinfeld where george pretended he was engaged to a model, then I might choose that action. Either way, whatever option leads to the most REAL sex is the choice I'm picking.

[vinnypunditsheros]

Would you rather get Glitter pregnant or raped by Shaq?

[ricksmith80]

sdotcarter said:

funny that we're all coming up with the same answers for the most part. that means these 'would you rathers' kind of suck.

Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson or kicked in the face by Chuck Norris?

S Dot, people are taking these to literally like saying they could use something to scratch their backs, or that their fingernails would grow back the fingernail question is more focused on the pain of the action, not the aftermath... maybe these came too soon.

[mikenice]

would you rather go downtown on glitter if she hadn't showered in three days, or walk in on your grandparents having sex?

[bonafide]

Would you rather that Glitter shit on your face or that Symmetry fucked you in the ass?