Drunken Thread! (at 3:45 on a fuckin' Monday!)

[oleanron]

So it's my office Christmas party today...sadly, no Playmates, no grotto, but there is one SMOKIN' waitress here dressed in this killer red dress. I tell you, if I weren't married...she'd still turn me down and laugh at my small penis. Who said that?

Anyway, since I'm loaded up on wine, egg nogg and cheap champagne on a Monday at 3:45, I figured I had to make a thread about it.

Aloha!

Postscriptum: Oddly enough, I still type pretty well when I'm drunk.

Post-postscriptum: Wickenheiser takes it up the ass. Doo-da! Doo-da! Wickenheiser takes it up the ass! All the doo-da day!

[gardens4life]

may I recommend a white russian, another great holiday beverage and good for you too!

In fact I am going to pour myself one when I get home from work

[thebonabus]

The Dude abides

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

Nothing beat White Russians on a Saturday afternoon at Bonas at the Bowlean Lanes. Then aftewards a nice 30 rack of keystone light.

[southhampton]

Im actually pretty excited for my christmas party. Its on a friday night at 6 oclock so it is perfect for some pregaming before going out. The only problem is that i really am 10 years younger than anyone else i work with, really. There is not another person in their twenties in the office. No real hot moms either, it makes the day go by a lot slower with no eye candy.