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Post by The Dull House on Dec 4, 2006 12:47:29 GMT -5
If Cosmo ever dies from Kamahawaya wave as president of this board who should take over?
With the whole D.C. Theme I think we should elect V.P. and then Speaker of the Bevel.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Dec 4, 2006 13:20:04 GMT -5
I nominate S Dot Carter. He is qualified for the following reasons:
1.) Post count
2.) Superb photshopping skills
3.) Blew it in that married chick's ass at Octoberfest
4.) On September 13, 2001, sat down at the SBU news desk in the Koop Lab and said, "This just in... the twin towers would STILL be the tallest buildings in Olean," only to find out it was broadcast live throughout campus.
5.) Two time Rap Battle Hard Core Champion
For these qualifications, among others, I proudly bestow the Bevelcratic nomination to Mr. S Dot Carter for vice president of the Bevelwagon.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Dec 4, 2006 13:34:31 GMT -5
Wow, I didn't even realize I was president. Does this mean there's an office somewhere I can go to get BJs?
And don't worry Dull,
A foolish Kamehameha wave will not kill me. Maybe a spirit bomb...
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Post by thebonabus on Dec 4, 2006 14:36:30 GMT -5
Office? There is an entire store for you Cosmo  Rumor has it this guy is working at the Lance Bass knock off store  |
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Post by s dot carter on Dec 5, 2006 10:43:36 GMT -5
I nominate S Dot Carter. He is qualified for the following reasons: 1.) Post count 2.) Superb photshopping skills 3.) Blew it in that married chick's ass at Octoberfest 4.) On September 13, 2001, sat down at the SBU news desk in the Koop Lab and said, "This just in... the twin towers would STILL be the tallest buildings in Olean," only to find out it was broadcast live throughout campus.5.) Two time Rap Battle Hard Core Champion For these qualifications, among others, I proudly bestow the Bevelcratic nomination to Mr. S Dot Carter for vice president of the Bevelwagon. Vinny, thanks for the kind words. I forgot about that joke. I thought it was General Tso's Chickenin hilarious, but it was met with more horrified faces than a dead baby joke at a miscarriage support group. |
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Post by oleanron on Dec 5, 2006 10:55:31 GMT -5
EXALTED.
That's funnier than when I announced on my show that the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling (GLOW) would be running a show in Butler Gym. Campus Activities actually got a few phone calls asking about that.
I also once called our slutty newscaster "the Grand Canyon" on the air.
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