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Post by bonabum06 on Dec 2, 2006 12:52:29 GMT -5
and thus ensues the dead baby joke thread!
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Dec 2, 2006 14:08:34 GMT -5
Hmmm. I'm kinda neutral on this one. I'm not offended when I hear them, but they don't make me laugh. Not because I think it's wrong to laugh at dead baby jokes, it's just most dead baby jokes I've ever heard aren't that funny. Now tell me a good retard joke and we're in business.
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Post by bonabum06 on Dec 2, 2006 14:44:04 GMT -5
what do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?  an erection. |
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Post by heemeehead on Dec 3, 2006 4:29:36 GMT -5
Hmmm. I'm kinda neutral on this one. I'm not offended when I hear them, but they don't make me laugh. Not because I think it's wrong to laugh at dead baby jokes, it's just most dead baby jokes I've ever heard aren't that funny. Now tell me a good retard joke and we're in business. I heard the following joke at Yankee Stadium when I was 8 some crunked scumbag : how do you get a baby out of a BLENDER scumbag who was on a rip : with a straw i ALWAYS thought that was FUCKED UP |
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Post by mikenice on Dec 5, 2006 18:45:59 GMT -5
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There are a few good ones, but they get old.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Dec 8, 2006 11:30:57 GMT -5
What's red, bubbley, and pounds all over?
A baby in the microwave.
DAYTON, Ohio (AP) -- A woman suspected of killing her month-old daughter by putting her in a microwave oven was indicted on a charge of aggravated murder Thursday, and the prosecutor said he would seek the death penalty.
The indictment against China Arnold, 26, does not provide details on the death of Paris Talley.
Investigators have said evidence that includes high-heat internal injuries and the absence of external burn marks on the baby were consistent with a microwave oven. The baby died on August 30, 2005. Her mother was arrested last week.
"The Montgomery County coroner came to the conclusion that the injuries sustained by this baby could have only been caused by being placed into a microwave oven and having that oven turned on and [cooking] the baby to death," Montgomery Country Prosecutor Mathias Heck Jr. said at a news conference.
Heck declined to discuss a possible motive or release any other details about the case. He said Arnold would be subject to the death penalty if convicted because the victim was a child.
Defense attorney Jon Paul Rion said Arnold had nothing to do with her child's death. He said Arnold and the child's father had left Paris with a baby sitter the night before she found the baby unconscious.
"China has the moral courage and the confidence in her God that the truth will come out in this case," Rion said. "We will seek every single way possible to communicate to our government and to the jury in this case that China is innocent of all the charges."
Arnold is being held on $1 million bond. Heck said he will ask the court to order her held without bail at a hearing Tuesday.
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