Glitter

[s dot carter]

admin said:

EXALTED!!! I just cracked up at work and three people looked at me.

Need to lose your job?....visit the Bevel and laugh out loud.

[oleanron]

I knew a couple of girls like this at SBU. One was the aforementioned "Grand Canyon," who I mentioned in a previous thread. She was a newscaster on my radio show and I called her the Grand Canyon on air. She was responsible for ruining the career of a former Bona professor.

I also knew this other girl who I couldn't stand at college, but is now one of my better friends. I remember I was at this house party and was taking a piss. She's standing on the other side of the door going, "I'm imagining that I'm your fingers taking your cock out." Classy broad. Everytime I was around her, my friend's job was to keep her away from me, because I fucking hated her. But, again, she really changed since college and is now, in fact, happily married.

So, people changed.

[s dot carter]

There was always something about girls that I knew like to fuck that really made me want to bang them, even if they weren't particularly attractive. I don't know if its because I'm lazy or what, but I did. However, girls that were such whores that they banged half the hoops team were a little too gross for me.

And any girl in between was good enough to do only outreagous things with (ie. threesomes, anal, facials). You know the type: much like this glitter girl, you could say the most disparaging things to them and they wouldn't care, or at least wouldn't seem to care. Things like, 'Yo, why don't you come back to my place so I can fuck you and kick you out" or "You know you want my cum on your face". The hardest part about these girls is getting that first comment out in the open. But once it flies, its open season.....

I miss Bonas

[ricksmith80]

Mr. Smiff and Juice i know have alot of things that they have said to glitter over the years that have been wayy worse that what youve just said S Dot, i can quote one from Mr. Smiff telling her the only way he would bang her is if him and one of his friends could double team her, and i'm pretty sure she agreed, only to have them leave her out to dry. But this girl is such a hooker, as i said in the beginning she asked my brother (mr smiff) if me and him wanted to double team her after an almost sober night at randy's...

[mikenice]

admin said:

EXALT: Holy poop, dude. I almost started General Tso's Chickenin crying laughing at that poop.


In other news, I'm waiting for smiff to really tell some stories that will send this glitter thread over the edge. Several of us could tell some, but I think smiff has the best.

Another note. She somehow forced herself unofficially on our spring weekend team. Just showed up uninvited to every game. And made her own t-shirt that said either "beer b itch" or "beer s lut" on it.

This girl I used to mess around with at bonas said her and her friends referred to glitter as "porcelain doll face" cause she General Tso's Chickenin paints that poop on.

Rim jr. I remember that night. Glitter bent down infront of me, you, ug and I think rowland. Her fuckin asshole stared right at me.

[bonafide]

Hypothetical question for my fellow Bevelators.........

What would you do if somehow you knocked up Glitter and it was determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that the spawn was indeed yours? I mean, just what the fuck would you do?

[mikenice]

Hire a homeless man to push her down a flight of stairs.

[oleanron]

LOL...EXALTED, Mike!

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

mikenice said:

Hire a homeless man to push her down a flight of stairs.

That's the kind of Bevelator problem solving that makes me proud.

EXALTED!