Glitter

[ricksmith80]

Didn't want to just send this to you MikeNice, but wanted to see if juice, south or mrsmiff wanted to comment.

Wednesday night just before the game, me and another roomate of mrsmiff (red hair, skinny as fuck, not from south buffalo) were standing in the standard heckling spot, when the one we know as Glitter approached us, and attempted to hug all of us and make it look like we were friends with her in front of everyone. I naturally faked a cell phone call to avoid touching her. After the hugs stopped, i walked back over to the conversation. She then went in detail about how you, mikenice, were talking to her the other day online and i will quote "Yeah, he kept hitting on me, i guess it was cute." I was just wondering if you or any other of the dudes familiar with this textbook bonahog had anything to say to weigh in on her comments.

[ricksmith80]

Also i think this might be a good place to share your favorite Glitter stories with fellow bevelators. i know theres some good ones.

[mikenice]

Haha.... Hitting on her?

I guess if you say anything other than calling her a fat ugly whore.... then it's hitting on her.

Anytime I talk to her (and she usually initiates it) I always make reference to being able to slam her. And always bring up all of my buddies I know that stuffed her fat ass. Then I grill her about the bball players that have been rumored (and undoubtebly confirmed by their own admission) to have ravaged that push slut. I usually then copy and paste what she wrote me and pass it on to juice, D, braun or smiff. When I get home from work I'll try to find some of those gems.

So the other day when I talked to her she said she was tired of school and something about not being into the "hook-up thing" anymore. I laughed my ass off, because all of us who unfortunately know her see the ridiculousness of this.

If you talk to her and are nice to her, which was my first mistake the other night, she'll start talking to you like you're really interested in her.

She used to try to pull the same bullshit about D and juice. Saying that they'd call or IM her saying all this shit about how they wanted her, etc.

So I'll admit that I talked to her the other night. I'll admit that I've, I guess, "flirted" with her. But make no mistake, I don't "flirt" with her like I do legitimate pieces of tail. It's more like, "so when I come visit, can I stick it in your pooper?"

************* Favorite story? This question might need it's own thread.

I'll keep it simple and then the stories will just get better and better.

When I was up for Octoberfest and she was at Smiff's apartment (coming to see me for my birthday, univited, which should tell you she's the one initiating anything). Jip called her out for sucking him and his boy off back and forth like a circus seal in Fal, while another buddy of ours was trying to fall asleep in his bed. Glitter goes, "eh, it happens to everyone." completely laughing it off. The only other girl in the apartment was disgusted and said, "not to me".

So Glitter tried to shift attention away from herself and made a joke about J. Ken.... no that's too obvious, we'll call him John K. Ken-man turned that right around and goes, "why do I feel like I'm in a snapple commercial here?"

(to those bevelators who don't know her. She bears a striking resemblance to the fat Snapple lady)/

[vinnypunditsheros]

Good for John. Any cuntrag trying to knock my bro should get punched in the teeth.

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

I really want to see a picture of this GLITTER.

[mikenice]

here are bits and pieces of a conversation I had with her. I have google desktop on my computer so it automatically saves everything (including AIM conversations).

A bevelator told me a few months ago that this Glitter was tagged by two of the bball players. They are the ones that said so. So I called her out on it.


glitter: you said heard you had a nice weekend
me: oh yeah, didn't you get tagged?
glitter: nooooooo
glitter: sorry to dissapoint you
me: oh, my bad

glitter: who is talking shit
glitter: cuz no i have not slept with any of then
glitter: we are friends
glitter: it happens sometimes
me: huh?
glitter: with the ballers, we friends we dont fuck
glitter: so who is talking shit about me
glitter: cuz its gonna stop

blah blah blah.... she calms down and starts telling me she hasn't been with anyone in a while and it sucks. I told her I was on a cold streak myself (not too long after that I had a nice month and a half streak).

glitte: hahaha good to know
glitte: without takin this too far
glitter: i really need to just be pounded right now
me: wow
glitter: i cant concentrate at all
glitter: im like shakin
me: huh?
me: because you've been celibate for so long?
glitter: like i need to b e fucked just to losen me up a bit

This, bevelators, is the epitome of a bonahog.

[thebonabus]

Mikenice, and chance she was pounding down a chicken-finger sub from the RC cafe while IMing you.

[mikenice]

No way. She was eating healthy probably. You know, nice big salad topped with cheese, fried chicken tenders and loaded with bleu cheese. With a massive diet coke.

Either that or she had a black cock in her mouth while typing.

Anyway, my posting will be scarce for the next few days. I'm going into work at 4 in the morning tomorrow (sat) to catch a car to the airport so I can fly south for a few days.

Hopefully these other guys can fill you in more on Glitter. Just ask mrsmiff and juice. We haven't even scratched the surface yet.

[mrsmiff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This girl makes even your typical bonahog look like an angel. It's a little late now and I want to go play NHL07 so I will share the stories this weekend.

This girl is such a gross slampig its not even funny.... well, yes it is

[ricksmith80]

One more thing to add, just wish any of you could've seen the paper thin shorts she was wearing today (it was probably 35 out all day), and the camel toe that was visible from John Elway's throw of a Nerf vortex (roughtly 135 yards) away. She has claimed more than once this year that "I am not hoe," when in fact, she is most certainly the biggest whore i've ever met in my entire life...Earlier this year when she stalked mr smiff (my brother) at wing night at randy's up the river, he showed me a text message from her (on a MONDAY night mind you) that read "Brother tag team tonight?"

[bonafide]

Can we see a pic of this chic?

[thebonabus]

bonafide said:

Can we see a pic of this chic?

Seriously, someone find her myspace page please.

[mrsmiff]

you don't want to see a pic of her, trust me. she has huge boobs but 0 other good traits. if she didn't have such big milk wagons no guy would ever even look in her direction.

[ricksmith80]

theres many pictures of her aronud, easily attainable, but i dnot know how to put pictures up, have south or mikenice or smiff do it

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

ricksmith80 said:

theres many pictures of her aronud, easily attainable, but i dnot know how to put pictures up, have south or mikenice or smiff do it

If I send you my email address, you could email me those pics, and I'll share them with the Bevel. Sound ok?