CLASSIC QUOTES FROM MY MOM

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

My mom is full of unintentional humor. She's had some great quotes over the years. I might have shared this already but after over-hearing me pick on a buddy of mine for banging a big girl, she came running into the room to scold me saying, "[COSMO], calling women HOGS is derogatory!!"

So this Thanksgiving day, in the early stages of the Miami v. Detroit game, I was getting heated and screaming at the TV as usual. My mother comes into the room and asks, "Why do you insist on referring to male players as bitches?"

Maybe you had to be there to see the humor but I definitely stopped bitching for awhile to laugh at my mom's question.

[rimrockajrbitch]

not from my mom but still a mom quote......
my friends younger brother a senior in highschool got caught having sex by his mother and the next day when he awoke to go to school he realized she had not made his lunch
"old enough to have sex old enough to make your own lunch"

[doogiehowsermd]

I never got caught having sex by my parents (came close once) but when I was in high school I was watching the "New Adventures of Flipper" starring a young Jessica Alba and was "petting the one eyed snake" if you will. My door was closed and I hear the floor board outside of my bedroom door creak while I was under the covers. Quickly I stopped what I was doing and shoved my finger in my nose to make it look like I was picking a booger. My Dad walked in without and knocking and said, "Caught ya". I just laughed and said something stupid....if he ever new.