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[mikenice]

Alright, well this girl a few of us met our freshman year. She went to Walsh in Olean and graduated with a couple kids on our floor. First night I met her I immediately fought with her, called her a filthy McNasty. Rumor had it that she had SLURPEES so I of course made references to that. She's the one I called a vas deferens too.

So these Olean guys tell us she's a psycho and pathological liar.

A few weeks go by and one of my buddies thinks it would be a good idea to invite her to campus on like a tues night. What seemed like fun quickly turned awful. This kid was making her some drinks, and she was immediately BENT. Starts lap dancing on Juicey and stuff and being a complete hooker. Then she starts getting dramatic saying she's gonna be sick, that our buddy loaded her drinks with liquor (which he didn't). So everyone leaves her on Juicey and I. We told her she could stay on the floor instead of driving home BENT in a pretty bad snow storm.

She wouldn't shut up and kept saying how BENT she was while we were trying to sleep. Then, one of the most brilliant conversations in my life.

Girl: "I really have to go home. I can't stay here."
Me: "No, you're not going to drive home in the snow like this"
girl: "My father's in the CIA"
Me: "OK"
Girl: "Do you know what happens when CIA kids don't come home?"

Five minutes later we let her walk out the door.
By our Junior year she had given birth.

[s dot carter]

mikenice said:

Alright, well this girl a few of us met our freshman year. She went to Walsh in Olean and graduated with a couple kids on our floor. First night I met her I immediately fought with her, called her a filthy McNasty. Rumor had it that she had herpes so I of course made references to that. She's the one I called a vas deferens too.

So these Olean guys tell us she's a psycho and pathological liar. A few weeks after she wanted to fight me, she randomly called me. She went to Gannon and she told me she was driving home to Bradford. She said some guy raped her. I didn't know what to say because the only time I met this girl I hated her, I made fun of her horribly, and now she was confessing to me that she thinks she was raped. Apparently, she said she blacked out at some party then woke up with her pants down or something. The more she talked the less I believed her and wanted to start calling her out about it, but I just let her talk then hung up when she was done.

A few weeks go by and one of my buddies thinks it would be a good idea to invite her to campus on like a tues night. What seemed like fun quickly turned awful. This kid was making her some drinks, and she was immediately BENT. Starts lap dancing on Juicey and stuff and being a complete hooker. Then she starts getting dramatic saying she's gonna be sick, that our buddy loaded her drinks with liquor (which he didn't). So everyone leaves her on Juicey and I. We told her she could stay on the floor instead of driving home BENT in a pretty bad snow storm.

She wouldn't shut up and kept saying how BENT she was while we were trying to sleep. Then, one of the most brilliant conversations in my life.

Girl: "I really have to go home. I can't stay here."
Me: "No, you're not going to drive home in the snow like this"
girl: "My father's in the CIA"
Me: "OK"
Girl: "Do you know what happens when CIA kids don't come home?"

Five minutes later we let her walk out the door.
By our Junior year she had given birth and was single.

She sounds like a huge whore.....is she hot?

[mikenice]

She's not bad... has a great body. But a complete basket case.

You'll notice the Milf portion of her myspace. In fact, she is a mother. That's Brittany Spears trashy

[s dot carter]

Without having seen her MySpace page yet, I can picture an Olean girl who seems to match the same description of filthy McNastiness. She was described as a huge whore but she was pretty fuckin hot nonetheless. She had a smoking body and slutty blonde hair. Her name was Karen and she rooksed with one of my boys at the White House our senior year without much prior conversation at all. Could this be the same whore?

[mikenice]

her name's not karen, but who knows... she could've lied about that.

[whyamisobig]

sdotcarter said:

Without having seen her MySpace page yet, I can picture an Olean girl who seems to match the same description of filthy McNastiness. She was described as a huge filthy McNasty but she was pretty General Tso's Chickenin hot nonetheless. She had a smoking body and booze hagty blonde hair. Her name was Karen and she rooksed with one of my boys at the White House our senior year without much prior conversation at all. Could this be the same filthy McNasty?

Yes, I remember the McNasty in question, even the night in question, she was pretty smokin. Too bad she didn't come out more to Allegany

[whyamisobig]

mikenice said:

her name's not karen, but who knows... she could've lied about that.

Mikenice, what year did she graduate, I know most mcnasties in town but this could be too far after my time

[s dot carter]

whyamisobig said:

sdotcarter said:

Without having seen her MySpace page yet, I can picture an Olean girl who seems to match the same description of filthy McNastiness. She was described as a huge filthy McNasty but she was pretty General Tso's Chickenin hot nonetheless. She had a smoking body and booze hagty blonde hair. Her name was Karen and she rooksed with one of my boys at the White House our senior year without much prior conversation at all. Could this be the same filthy McNasty?

Yes, I remember the McNasty in question, even the night in question, she was pretty smokin. Too bad she didn't come out more to Allegany

I was hoping you'd chime in on this convo. That girl was ridiculously hot. But I don't know if I'd fuck her with your dick, let alone mine.

[whyamisobig]

I guess I wouldn't now, but can't say I haven't tried.... do you remember that St. Patrick's Day at Fifth Street she was the girl downstairs waiting for me to get a lighter

[s dot carter]

I remember that time we came back to school from being home on a break and you were hosting a raging party in our basement with like 50 sixteen year old girls. Why didn't I stay at that party again?

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

So were you guys scared because she said her dad was in the CIA? What would he have done, called in Chuck Norris and the delta force? CIA doesn't mean her dad is Jack Bauer.

I should also point out that I did send her a friend request from the Bonabevel, as instructed. So she could be reading all theses nice things. If her dad is really in the CIA, maybe the herpe thing should be editted.

[whyamisobig]

sdotcarter said:

I remember that time we came back to school from being home on a break and you were hosting a raging party in our basement with like 50 sixteen year old girls. Why didn't I stay at that party again?

More importantly how didn't I get laid that night

[mikenice]

I wouldn't worry about it Cosmo. She is a joke. You seem pretty trigger happy with that Delete key, though.

whyamisobig, She didn't go to Bonas, but she would have been in my class and I graduated this past May.

[mikenice]

haha, nice filter there Cosmo. I also took out the sexual assault part out of there, because if somehow she wasn't lying I'd feel awful. I don't believe it was true, though, since she was not upset on the phone and she would change the topic like it was nothing.

So were you guys scared because she said her dad was in the CIA? What would he have done, called in Chuck Norris and the delta force? CIA doesn't mean her dad is Jack Bauer.

No, we weren't scared of her dad. She wanted us to believe he was like a Jack Bauer type. That's why we kicked her out, because we wanted to sleep and not listen to her bullshit.

I think I asked her what her dad did and she had no response. Probably something stupid like "I can't tell you"

[mikenice]

I can't see them either. Not a myspacer. But from the one's I've seen she's gone downhill.