$ymmetry

[slaughterhouse]

one of the other things i loved about turner was when he started wearing the spray on tan and you couls see blotches of it all over his neck and arms!!!! what a tool. how many of you were there for the classic symmetry vs flo jo battle in the town houses? one of the best i have ever heard

[wutang]

I was there for that battle. Every time I see flo (which is rare) i remind him of his clasic line that won the crowd over. It was something like "I'm a pro and everybody knows, I put cocaine up my fuckin nose"

I gave Rimrocka Flo's number a while back and he left numerous voicemails on his phone pretending to be Symm freestyling.

[mikenice]

I saw this huge sticker across the back of a Blazer I was stuck in traffice behind. Doing a little research this morning, I found a commercial for this aptly named product.

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=433051408923354409

Just make sure you read the brand name. I couldn't hear the commercial because I have no speakers on this computer.

[s dot carter]

My girlfriend threw me a little surprise birthday dinner/party at Cecilia's on Elmwood Ave last night. They've got some great Italian food and an even better Martini menu. I plowed through about 6 martinis in 3 1/2 hours and was more BENT than Mel Gibson.

I was planning to go downtown all night until I realized I was one step above retarded. Several people went downtown anyways and at 12:24am I got a text from a non-Bevelator, Hamburg girl that dull house knows (Amanda P.) who has heard the legend of $ymmetry and knew him in high school.

Turns out our boy $ymmetry was downtown last night and I'm super disappointed I didn't go now. No word whether he was rocking a Longhorns hat or a muscle shirt.

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

sdotcarter said:

My girlfriend threw me a little surprise birthday dinner/party at Cecilia's on Elmwood Ave last night. They've got some great Italian food and an even better Martini menu. I plowed through about 6 martinis in 3 1/2 hours and was more BENT than Mel Gibson.

I was planning to go downtown all night until I realized I was one step above retarded. Several people went downtown anyways and at 12:24am I got a text from a non-Bevelator, Hamburg girl that dull house knows (Amanda P.) who has heard the legend of $ymmetry and knew him in high school.

Turns out our boy $ymmetry was downtown last night and I'm super disappointed I didn't go now. No word whether he was rocking a Longhorns hat or a muscle shirt.

Sdot,
I know it's the wrong thread, but happy birthday! I lived a short walk from Cecilia's when I was in Buffalo and never ate there. Wish I had hearing your thoughts on it. Another great (and very cheap) Italian joint is a little hole in the wall place called Santaciero's (sp?). I think it's on the corner of Lexington and Niagra. Great Eggplant Parmesean. Damn I want some Italian food right now.

[s dot carter]

thanks cosmo. Its a pretty solid place. I'll check out that place you're talking about. Right now I'm hungover though and in the mood for a big, delicious greasy Fuddrucker's hamburger. Mmm....

But not as big as this girl slamming a 10 lb. burger. Thats a lot of meat in her mouth.

[The Dull House]

I saw Symmetry last night, I really wanted to say something but was star struck. I mean I've never been able to laugh at just seeing someone (save Mel Gibson photo)

Cecilia's is great. That's where all the hot chicks go in Buffalo that are 25 or over now. That's where they "hide" I should say. I almost went there last night for a bite, I would've totally had the waitresses and waiters sing Happy Birtday SDOT like at TGI Friday's.

Amanda P. -- I've known her for a long time. We should get her on this Bevel board. I got the same voicemail saying she was on Chip last night but I was too bent at BRINKS drinking WHISKEY ON ROCKS trying to be like IAN McSHANE (Al Swearengen) From DEADWOOD.

SDOT, next time I see you downtown we have to rap battle wherever we are. SoHo, Middle of Elmwood, M&T, etc.

[s dot carter]

dull, if I promised to name the fall floor hockey team $ymmetry $ucks or Bevelators and make our team the color of bling bling, would that get you to committ to a full season?

[The Dull House]

ha ha, i think it would help. do you already have full squad or are you looking for more playas

[s dot carter]

We could always use some more guys, especially good ones. Not to scare you off, but without adding Weston, yourself and maybe even Defazio, we could be a little weak. I'd like to have as much depth and talent as possible.

[doogiehowsermd]

Exalted for punching Spanko in the face...and even if you didn't you are still exalted for putting that visual in my head.

[The Dull House]

SDOT I'll start spreading the word but with the amount of beer I drink I should run on wednesday nights. I don't mind playing on bad teams either because i just start going BLAU! if we are down by alot.

let me see who i can rack up.

[vinnypunditsheros]

EXALTED for punching Banko. He told me to stop hitting on his cousin right in front of her. If he was a member, I would SMITE him. That would teach him to cock block me!

Anyway, what did he do to get punched in the face at 67 West? I think we know WW$D, but I'm just curious as how this altercation happened. I think you might earn a few more EXALTS on this story.

[s dot carter]

Word on the street has it Banko's ex-girlfriend recently was engaged. Upon hearing the news, Banko slamed a beer and "went crazy". He then spent the rest of the night drunk and yelling "MY EX IS ENGAGED" to every random in Buffalo.

Dull, good deal. I think we'll have fun and you're right, most of us Bevelators can probably use the exercise as well. I know I need 9 nights of hockey a week, but someone told me thats not possible.

[vinnypunditsheros]

I know the guy she's engaged to. He is a dirtbag. Big, sloppy, arrogant prick. He reminds me of Farva, but Farva's cooler and didn't have a cocaine problem.