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Post by doogiehowsermd on Nov 17, 2006 11:58:06 GMT -5
What's the official definition? I always thought it was a fat, ugly Bona chick (there was a lot of those roaming around), that you would never hook up with unless dared to or one that was in other terms an absolute "slump-buster". I had a couple of slump-busters, but never an official "Bonahog".
If anyone ever took Dr. Rodderick Hughes classes he would make references to "Bonahogging". The girls in class would be offended and the guys would be laughing their asses off.
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Post by s dot carter on Nov 17, 2006 12:43:22 GMT -5
I've always felt BonaHogs were usually fat. I'm scouring my brain for examples of skinny BonaHogs and the best I could come up with was Kat "Welcoming Team" Smoszinski (sp). She allegedly blew JR Bremer in the bathroom of the Rathskellar and was subsequently tossed from the premises....allegedly.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 17, 2006 12:56:23 GMT -5
If anyone ever took Dr. Rodderick Hughes classes he would make references to "Bonahogging". The girls in class would be offended and the guys would be laughing their asses off. Dr. Hughes was a riot. Never had him for a class, but I'm proud to say for my work study gig I was his secretary for 2 1/2 years. Great job. Just sat out in front of his office reading or doing my homework. |
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Post by The Dull House on Nov 17, 2006 13:26:54 GMT -5
dude the girls at bona's now are alot better i hear due to that richter center. When i went down there for an alumni weekend golf thingy alot of them were smokin hot.
I was creepy alumni guy
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 17, 2006 13:34:43 GMT -5
I always considered BonaHoggin doing a plump broad a favor while intoxicated. I considered them favors because no guy would go near said hogs while sober. I may have gone down that path once or twice. JR blowing Kat was cute, wasn't she? She was if I'm thinking of the right person. But I forget her last name. That JR sure did get a lot of hummers in the Skellar.
If you need to sneak a fat girl out of your place while your roommates are sleeping, that's hoggin it.
If you need to sneak out of a fat girl's place while her roommates are sleeping, indeed you went Bona Hoggin.
For a totally random invented example, if your future politician brother visits you at Bonnies and some fat girl (allegedly with a moustache) follows you home from the OP uninvited, and you already let your brother and his future wife borrow your room for $20, and you pass out on the pull-out couch while your brother's friend (also visiting) passes out on the other couch, and this broad cuddles up next to your sleeping self, and your a$$hole roommates return home to see the finished product and tell all your friends you banged her... that is not Bona Hogging. That is a wacky practical joke played on you.
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Post by s dot carter on Nov 17, 2006 13:39:13 GMT -5
I did plenty of BonaHoggin in my days. I have no morals and apparently, even less in terms of standards. I will openly admit I am a man-filthy McNasty. Girls who sleep with random guys they barely know are booze hags, but when guys do it they're pimps. I'm not saying I'm a pimp by any means because pimps attain a much higher quality of tail than I did.
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Nov 20, 2006 8:51:25 GMT -5
Well, even though I said I "never have never will" with a Bonahog, I did get fubar'd on Friday night and hook up with a chick who probably tipped the scale at around 160 lbs. Not a great showing by me. To be honest I broke up with my girlfriend last Sunday and its been pissing me off since, so I went out got tanked and "did what I had to do".
On a different tangent: Last week I gave a quiz in my 8th grade US History class. One of the questions was: In which city did Cornwallis go to following the British victories in the South?
a. Cowpens b. Yorktown (correct answer) c. Greensboro d. OLEAN ***don't you know that 9 out of my 115 students circled OLEAN. Talk about a bunch of Corky Thatchers
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 20, 2006 9:23:45 GMT -5
Well, even though I said I "never have never will" with a Bonahog, I did get fubar'd on Friday night and hook up with a chick who probably tipped the scale at around 160 lbs. Not a great showing by me. To be honest I broke up with my girlfriend last Sunday and its been pissing me off since, so I went out got tanked and "did what I had to do". On a different tangent: Last week I gave a quiz in my 8th grade US History class. One of the questions was: In which city did Cornwallis go to following the British victories in the South? a. Cowpens b. Yorktown (correct answer) c. Greensboro d. OLEAN ***don't you know that 9 out of my 115 students circled OLEAN. Talk about a bunch of Corky Thatchers Sorry to hear about your girl problems. Was your slamhog at least well-proportioned? Nothing wrong with a thick chick. |
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Nov 20, 2006 12:51:28 GMT -5
Ehhhhhh....not enough.
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Post by mikenice on Nov 20, 2006 13:01:11 GMT -5
is that a 5'2 160lb cheeseburger... or was she like a decent height (5'6" +).
I've never had the displeasure of a double whammy - tall and fat. That just intimidates the shit out of me.
The hogs I've had the misfortune with are generally short and stout. One or two really stout.
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