Most Offensive thing you've yelled/said to a girl?

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

I once said to a girl from Holland upon first meeting her, "Eurotrash, huh? How's that workin' out for ya?"

I stole that line from Moe Sizlack.

[bonafide]

I would cry if you said anything like that to me, Cosmo. BTW I'm wearing your shirt again today.....xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Alison

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

bonafide said:

I would cry if you said anything like that to me, Cosmo. BTW I'm wearing your shirt again today.....xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Alison

Clothes or no clothes Alison, you're still the official girl of the Bona Bevel Wagon.

[mrsmiff]

During my Jr year at Bonas I hooked up with this fat girl one drunken night. She gave me some nice brain and had a nice big big rack but when I woke up the next morning I realized how gross she was and was a little ashamed of myself. As she was leaving, I slapped her on the ass and told her to have fun on the walk of shame. She was very offended and never spoke to me again.
That summer she went on the Oxford program and told some guys I know about what I said to her. They cracked up pretty hard and she was more pissed than ever.

[slaughterhouse]

this one time, my freshman year, this girl i was screwing turned out to be a psycho, go figure, but one time she took some of my shit out my room and threw out the 4th shay window. when i finally found her, i told her to stay the hell away from me and my shit, unless she had a my dick in her mouth, that way i wouldn't have to listen to her, and that if she ver threw any of my shit out of a fourth floor window, she should should jump out after it.

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

slaughterhouse said:

this one time, my freshman year, this girl i was screwing turned out to be a psycho, go figure, but one time she took some of my $hit out my room and threw out the 4th shay window. when i finally found her, i told her to stay the hell away from me and my $hit, unless she had a my joystick in her mouth, that way i wouldn't have to listen to her, and that if she ver threw any of my $hit out of a fourth floor window, she should should jump out after it.

Slaughterhouse,
Did you live in the Slaughterhouse?

[bonabum06]

i lived on 4th shay my freshman year. That floor was filthhhhhhhy. One kid had cats in his room.
Totally rock and roll. The only time the floor didn't smell like shit is when people were blazing.

[doogiehowsermd]

Dirtiest floor EVER is without a doubt 2nd Fal in 98-99. That was right before it was totally redone with the reconstruction project. On moving out day the place literally looked like a patriot missile went right down each hallway and flipped everyone's rooms inside out and then dumped them in the hall itself. People were constantly deucing in the showers, not flushing their deuces, ripping doors of the stalls, etc. I don't know how many chairs/couches were thrown through hallway windows, but I would guess at least 5-6.

The RA's on the floor felt bad a lot and were always buying the cleaning people donuts and stuff. Solan had a rant and called the whole back wing into his office and cussed them out. I wasn't there, but I heard no one could keep a straight face and pretty much laughed the guy out of his office.

[fudge1]

As a former resident of 1st Fal it was almost up there with 2nd. I distinctly remember an RA telling me that the 2 floors combined had the lowest average GPA and most students on academic probation in '98.

[thebonabus]

As a former resident of 1st Fal it was almost up there with 2nd. I distinctly remember an RA telling me that the 2 floors combined had the lowest average GPA and most students on academic probation in '98.

I am glad I was a proud member helping contribute to 1st Fal that year.

[s dot carter]

thebonabus said:

As a former resident of 1st Fal it was almost up there with 2nd. I distinctly remember an RA telling me that the 2 floors combined had the lowest average GPA and most students on academic probation in '98.

I am glad I was a proud member helping contribute to 1st Fal that year.

As was I. No surprise there are a decent number of those students who are now Bevelators.

[thebonabus]

sdotcarter said:

thebonabus said:

I am glad I was a proud member helping contribute to 1st Fal that year.

As was I. No surprise there are a decent number of those students who are now Bevelators.

And if I am correct, solid graduates of the Jandoli School of Journalism and Mass Communication as well. Not that SBU would ever use us to publicize the school.

[vinnypunditsheros]

Count me in as a JMC grad. I think they'll use us to promote the school around the same time as the US government uses other Bevelators to promote the Census Bureau.

How many Bevelators out there were not JMC or Finance? Do I hear crickets?

[bonabum06]

i myself was a history philosophy guy

[whyamisobig]

sdotcarter said:

thebonabus said:

I am glad I was a proud member helping contribute to 1st Fal that year.

As was I. No surprise there are a decent number of those students who are now Bevelators.

So you guys were tough enough to be roughnecks?