Most Offensive thing you've yelled/said to a girl?

[mikenice]

I said some pretty remarkable things to Bona hooks in my day. I'll try to post them as they come to mind.

I called some slut a Vas Defrans in the middle of a drunken stupor. She had no idea what that was, but the other dudes in the room were crying from laughter. It was right around the time I heard Cartman use it on Southpark so it just came to mind I guess.

[doogiehowsermd]

Once I was being an obnoxious wasted prick on the Bonabus and some girl who "could have dropped a couple of lbs." yelled at me. Instead of realizing that she probably was right and that I should have shut up, I told her to take the Bonabus to the Fitness Center and hit the cardio, because there was no way that she would ever get laid looking like that. Pretty cruel and I do feel bad about it, but I am still writing this with a big grin on my face.

[mikenice]

Haha. I was yelling at Cujo (bus driver) one night from all the way in the back. He was getting pissed and some girl felt she had to defend him. She yelled something at me, and I went off saying shit like, "shut the f up you stupid c*nt", etc. etc. I kept doing it too even as her friends were restraining her from trying to run to the back and fight me.

I was almost blacked out at that point so I had no idea what she looked like or who she was. I've been told that she gave me dirty looks the rest of my final year there, but I never found out who she was.

[vinnypunditsheros]

This was the night the Sabres beat Ottawa 7-6 in OT. It was a little rowdy at my buddy's house that night. My voice was shot and I was covered in beer from jumping around at the end of that game. Obviously, we hit the bars.

At the bar I see these girls Leah and Claire with some guy I don't know. All night long I'm hearing about what a fag this guy is so I don't talk to him. Continue drinking Yuengling, Blackberry Brandy, and whiskey. I think at 3:00 the three of them start walking out the door. I say, "Good night, Leah. Good night, Claire. Good night, Homosexual." Leah stops, pivots, and throws her full red drink on me.

Not the cruelest thing ever said, and it wasn't even to the girl (although it was to a nancy-boy). But it's the only time I've ever had a drink thrown in my face. I had a white shirt on too.

[whyamisobig]

does pulling out your weiner during a slow dance count?

[s dot carter]

whyamisobig said:

does pulling out your weiner during a slow dance count?

YES! Do I even have to say it?

EXALTED!!!!

[bonabum06]

this one girl was real jealous of this other broad. . thought she was tryin to steal her boyfriend. In the BENT state i was in i thought everybody was dieing to hear my two cents. So i proceded to say something to the tune of "Yeah. . I'd leave you for her. What great tits she has." and so on and so forth.

I also went to fake headbutt a girl at the OP and much to my suprise I didn't execute the 'fake' part very. I've been known to give killer headbutts too. Hope that girl doesn't have brain damage.

[s dot carter]

I'm not sure how well this story fits, but what the hell.

I was hooking up with a girl for a few weeks and while not dating, at this point we were definitely more serious than just a drunk dial/whore relationship. My roommate was laying in bed one night awake when I decided to have a "serious conversation" with this girl. I got my acting skills together, and very sheepishly stuttured that I had gonerehia (sp?), even going as far as to set it up with the whole, 'I should have told you sooner but I was afraid..../I don't want this to ruin anything" set-up. It was executed much more flawlessly than bonabum06's Not-so-fake headbutt.

As tears welled up in her eyes and her face burned red with anger, I couldn't hold it in any more. I started to crack up and a split-second later, so did my roommate. Needless to say, I didn't get laid that night.....from her.

[mrsmiff]

Back in high school, whenever my friends and I were driving anywhere, we would yell horrible things at people as we drove by them. Yelling "TITTY F*CKING" while driving by the always-packed ice cream joint was always a good time. The best one occurred on a drive to Victor Hills golf course. Right in the middle of the town of Victor, my fatass friend spotted a hot young girl out for a jog. He stuck his fat head out the window and yelled, "HEY BABY YOU'RE HOT, I'LL FINGER YOU!!!". I almost lost control of my car I was laughing so hard.

[rimrocka44]

I will preface this with something I am not proud of. But i was out drinkin one night at Mad Dogs and this girl pretty much pressured me into saying I would take her to a lacrosse formal the next night, all her friends were going with so and so and blah blah blah. The problem was I wasn't going to the formal because I had previous plans to go to Darien Lake.

So the next morning realizing what I had done and wanting to leave the door open for myself in the future, I had my buddy call her and tell her something had happened to my brother and I had to go home. She bought. I saw her out later that night, she asked about my brother, I said he was fine. I saw her a couple years ago and she asked how my brother was.

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

Back in gradeschool we had just gotten the lecture about puberty along with the little "brochure" that came with the lecture. In the back were definitions in the back for things like ejaculation, sperm, erection ect. So me and a friend of mine proceeded to read these definitions to a couple of much older girls on the bus. They were not impressed. It was one of the first of millions of times I've been called imature. We also called a girl on the bus LickaPuss as we assumed she was a lesbian.

[mikenice]

smiff.... you should remember this one.

Sophomore year we took this freshman girl under our wing, because she was roomed with one of our sophomore girl friends. She came down to our rooms and partied, but was always just sitting there with a stupid judging face. After about a month, she got into this big AIM fight with one of my buddies.

She told him we were all so immature, etc. He then responds back to her: "Yeah, well you're fat. Fat like cows"

What's even better is he put that little snipit of their conversation up as his away message for atleast the rest of the day so she could continue to see it.

[mrsmiff]

I definitely remember that. She was a miserable bitch and deserved it. You could always count on Buckley to offend a girl if the situation called for it.

[oleanron]

It was after I graduated and I was out at a bar with a bunch of friends. Of course, there was this one girl, a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend, who was there and was complaining and being so f'ing obnoxious. Finally, I had enough and I turned to her and said, "I'd kick you in the c*nt, but I don't want to ruin the shine on my shoes." Her mouth dropped--she couldn't believe I said that. Everybody else was laughing and clapping. She stormed out of the bar. I went back to my beer. I was happy.

To give credit where credit is due, I took that line from the late, great Saturday Night Live writer, Michael O'Donoghue.

[fudge1]

This fat girl I was hooking up with sophomore year decided that I was old news and started hooking up with someone else. One night after about 8 hrs of drinking, I went up to her room and found some kind of diet powder she was taking. I decided to dump it out the window because I figured she's never going to use it (by the looks of her now she never did). I was questioned about it several times but of course, denied everything.