Best SBU Celeb Sighting

[kcbonnies]

Has anyone ever had a celeb sighting at SBU? There are two that stick out for me. . .
The year UMASS was ranked #1 we played them at the Rielly Center over Christmas Break (it was the game we lost in overtime). Back than, students sat behind the visiting team bench about four back. The first four rows were reserved. In front of us was this guy who looked vaguely familiar. My friend (a big seahwaks fan) and I (big chiefs fan) were talking loudly about how pathetic the Bills were and going on about their fans behind toothless hicks and such. This guy razes us a little. He said he came to see the #1 team, but by the middle of the second half he was rooting for Bona's. After the heartbreaking loss, he met us at the OP. There he was mobbed as he was Steve Tasker. Only Bill I ever rooted for.
The other sighting was typical Olean. Sitting in the reds was a tall, bearded black man. Being lily white SBU, all the students thought it was Lanier and started chanting "hall of famer" until the guy waived to the crowd (where we went nuts). According to the OTH the next day, Lanier was really a local plumber.

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

I saw the chick from Busty Hearts in the Olean Wallmart AND Tops. She had big boobies and was featured on The Man Show.

[juicey]

you and me both Cosmo. I seen her standing outside Pizza Hut one afternoon and we were in a car honking at her and she was loving it. Here is a pic of Ol' Girl....



I read an old article on her and she's actually from Boston and got her first glimpse of fame at a Celtics game in 1986 when TV cameraman zoomed in on her jumping up and down with the Juggs flying through the air and the crowd went nuts. She then became a Boston celeb for her featured rack and now has her place up in turtlepoint, PA. Has anyone actually been there?

[whyamisobig]

juicey said:

you and me both Cosmo. I seen her standing outside Pizza Hut one afternoon and we were in a car honking at her and she was loving it. Here is a pic of Ol' Girl....



I read an old article on her and she's actually from Boston and got her first glimpse of fame at a Celtics game in 1986 when TV cameraman zoomed in on her jumping up and down with the Juggs flying through the air and the crowd went nuts. She then became a Boston celeb for her featured rack and now has her place up in turtlepoint, PA. Has anyone actually been there?

YES, They brought the Busty Bus to come pick us up right at Bona's because we had such a big group, another plus is bringing your own booze, and my personal favorite is the reverse Busty Blitz -all the strippers working come out and give free lap dances, Busty blows a whistle and if you're getting a lap dance you have to switch with the stipper and give her a lappy.


As far as celebs; Don Johnson at a basketball game, Our Lady Peace playing tennis before a concert, and the lead singer (I can't remember the name of the band, but they sang a song that goes "I will buy you a new house," he was walking around the RC signing autographs before a concert. Surprisingly, I've seen more celebs since moving away from Olean/Allegany

[mikenice]

I was in that car Juice. Other than that, the only celebrity I can think of seeing was Symm.

[wutang]

Not quite a sighting but one time one of our friends claimed he got P Diddy's number from this girl friend of his that met him. We tested the Heemeez at townhouses that night and dialed him up. Kind of sounded like him but who knows.

I have anothe P Diddy story from some friends of ours as well. They were up in NYC this year partying in times square, they leave the bar drunk and see a Rolls Phantom pull up and out hops Diddy and he walks into a porn store. They follow him in and meet him joke around with him for a minute until their other drunk roommate showed up and said "fuck P Diddy that ain't him" Puffy turned around and said "Fuck who motherfucker?"

We refer to it as the time he almost got beat up by Diddy, but in actuallity they said his two Takeo Spikes looking bodyguards probably would have done most of the beating.

[gardens4life]

manute bol, @the old library. i was there for happy hr and free food and sure as shit manute was there right in front of me.

he was in town for some charity or something.

dude is huge

[fudge1]

I can also add to the Busty Heart story...Went there on a Thurday night with a group of about 12-14 guys. I was wasted that night but I'll bet a few of you were there. A limo bus picked us up and drove us to the Sugar Creek store to load up on as much beer as we can posssibly fit. It was awesome...The place is in the middle of nowhere and we were pretty much were the only ones there. I do remember at one point I held 3 empty beer cans on the stags and she crushed them with her chest. When she did the Besty shuffle, she had the Man show clip playing and her trophy was in a glass case in the corner. I was laughing so hards I started crying. At the end of the night we got in a group photo with Busty hereself and I can't remember who it was, but they had her enormous hooters wrapped around their head. I still have the photo... That goes in my top ten adventures at Bonas.

[whyamisobig]

thedean said:

Look at this from the Busty Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busty_Heart


Natural bust: No

You're telling me that's NOT a natural bust?

[wutang]

[s dot carter]

Look at Corolla's face at the end of the clip....she hurt his hand

[oleanron]

Tom, I think I remember that Lanier-look-alike incident. It made the BV. I thought that he was actually another basketball player from way back when (I might be remembering a different incident, though).

Although I never actually saw him, when Woody Harrelson played Spring Weekend with his band (yes, we could've gotten the Spin Doctors, Blues Travelers, Alice in Chains but no...Steve Plesac thought he made a booking coup when he signed the bartender from "Cheers"), there were Woody sightings all over the place.

On a sidenote, though Plesac had NO talent for booking musical acts, he was pretty much on the money in bringing in comedians. On parents weekend, he brought in Rosie O'Donnell (who had just made a movie called "A League of Their Own") to play the RC right before she was about to break out, and the year after, he brought in Jim Carrey who, in his act, made a comment about just having made a movie "that probably no one will ever see"--that movie being "Ace Ventura."

[wutang]

I don't think a booking person has ever been refered to as "on the money" for booking Rosie O'Donnell. He obviously made up for it with Jim Carey though.

Dave Chapelle on Rosie O'Donnell..
"She wears underwear with dickholes in them"

[oleanron]

wutang said:

I don't think a booking person has ever been refered to as "on the money" for booking Rosie O'Donnell. He obviously made up for it with Jim Carey though.

Dave Chapelle on Rosie O'Donnell..
"She wears underwear with joystickholes in them"

I meant booking her right before she was about to breakout. She actually used to have a funny stand up routine.

But I fucking hate her. When I was a Page at NBC, I had to work her show. Many a time was that I wanted to fucking beat the hell out of those fucking housewives that would throw the free food we gave them becuase they wanted a Ding Dong instead of a Ho Ho. I almost lost it when I had a Darth Vader bank that we had given out thrown at me because I wouldn't let some 50-year-old cuntrag get Rosie's autograph.

And Rosie was a fucking bitch herself. I remember her screaming at her staff in full view of the audience one time. It was the worst-kept secret that Rosie was gay--we had to seat her girlfriend in the audience almost every show. Here's my favorite Page story:

My friend Sean was in his first week as a Page. He's giving a tour and he's hitting the studios: SNL, Conan, etc. He comes to Rosie, gives the spiel and then says, "Any questions?" Someone asks, "Is it true that Rosie's gay?" Without missing a beat, Sean says, "Oh yeah. Okay, let's go to the control room..."

That day, he gets called onto the carpet demanding how he could say something like that. His defense: "God as my witness I thought Rosie was out!"

That was the day he became my hero.

[vinnypunditsheros]

Oleanron, EXALTED and back to zero karma. Your pure hatred for Rosie O'Donnell, combined with the most censored post to date, was the EXALTATION fuse. Mentioning Darth Vader, even though it was a Darth Vader bank, in such a post lit that fuse. The fact that I thought 'Darth Vader' was a censored word in such a fondled post earned you an EXALT.

Well done olean ron, the man The Wick fears.