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Post by softintheo on Nov 8, 2006 7:43:39 GMT -5
Well it looks like Tanman wins this douche battle..... But moving on, who do you think is the biggest animated douche? I have two good starters: Worst commercial star of the 80's-  I bet his creator killed himself long ago. and then this Gargamel character-  Dude was in love with smurfette...he pretty much wanted to smurf that ass |
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Post by The Dull House on Nov 8, 2006 8:30:13 GMT -5
you guys also forget that SYM also got busted at the erie county fair for using FAKE MONEY! that's right, he made and used counterfeit money and told me that the cops told him "dude this is some of the best counterfeit stuff i've ever seen"
SYM - Stole X Box, says Blau and throws biscuits, fake money
Tan Man - just another douchebag.
If I were evil like Perfect Cell I'd change the poll b/c it's so obvious that Sym takes the cake.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 8, 2006 8:37:28 GMT -5
you guys also forget that SYM also got busted at the erie county fair for using FAKE MONEY! that's right, he made and used counterfeit money and told me that the cops told him "dude this is some of the best counterfeit stuff i've ever seen" SYM - Stole X Box, says Blau and throws biscuits, fake money Tan Man - just another douchebag. If I were evil like Perfect Cell I'd change the poll b/c it's so obvious that Sym takes the cake. Dull, I'm glad someone on this board realizes these facts. Your quote of Tan Man being just another douche bag sums it up perfect. He has done nothing in his career of faggotry and Douchery to seperate himself from any other douche, while for all the reasons we have mentioned, $ymm has brought being a douche to a whole nother level. You people should have read his MySpace page again before making that vote. I think this is just a case of people showing favor to the new guy. 10 years from now, it will be painfully obvious who the bigger doosh was. Nobody will even remember Tan Man. |
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Nov 8, 2006 9:00:57 GMT -5
Tan Man wins for Douchebag of the Year 2006. $ymmetry won Douchebag of the Year 2005. The race for Douchebag of the Year 2007 will undoubtbly get much tighter in the months to come.
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Post by The Dull House on Nov 8, 2006 9:14:52 GMT -5
Also Come on! As far as I know Tan Man didn't MAKE A F'N RAP ALBUM. OR 3 OF THEM FOR THAT FACT.
Sym takes the cake, I know I sound like a homer but we've barely touched the surface on what Sym has done. Look at my old stories on the old Sym thread....
Prediction: The Tan Man younger Bevels will break off from our board and start a Tan Man Board. It's like the Church man, there's going to be a bunch of Bevel denominations.
Cosmo, Looking forward to drinking with ya again and telling you ALL the stories I know about Sym.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 8, 2006 9:21:33 GMT -5
Also Come on! As far as I know Tan Man didn't MAKE A F'N RAP ALBUM. OR 3 OF THEM FOR THAT FACT. Sym takes the cake, I know I sound like a homer but we've barely touched the surface on what Sym has done. Look at my old stories on the old Sym thread.... Prediction: The Tan Man younger Bevels will break off from our board and start a Tan Man Board. It's like the Church man, there's going to be a bunch of Bevel denominations. Cosmo, Looking forward to drinking with ya again and telling you ALL the stories I know about Sym. I hope the Bevels don't devide over who is the biggest douchebag. I guess we'll just have to agree that they're both douchbages and wait till 2007 to try and get $ymm back on top where he belongs. Dull, I also look forward to enjoying some coctails and hearing you tell $ym stories and call girls Nameks. You need to get your ass down to D.C. for a visit. |
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Post by s dot carter on Nov 8, 2006 10:07:16 GMT -5
After hearing some pretty compelling arguments, I would change my vote if I could. But it would still be 10-9 Tan Man. If someone else decides to change their vote, its not too late for Sym in '06
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Post by The Dull House on Nov 8, 2006 11:02:49 GMT -5
I'll get down there soon I promise. I'd imagine Spring is a blast down there and would be more than happy to visit. Spring doesn't exist in Buffalo but im sure it does down there so nice weather would be great.
Charlotte has highest STD rate in country too, so that's another argument for me going to DC instead of NC one day.
S Dot, Change your vote. I'm Dull house and I approve this message.
Another factoid: Sym would drive around and yell "YOU LOVE THE TECHNO MUSIC" to random chicks around SBU campus with music blaring from his car. He's made 3 CD's. He threw a buscuit. He claimed that he could destroy Eddie Guerrero from the WWF. He made fake money. He stole X Box's and wore a wire to rat out his friends. Plus where as Tan Man can make you laugh and seems like he'd beat up people like a jerk, Sym makes you laugh and you know he's absolutely harmless.
I played NHL 2002 against him once and scored with 0.0 seconds left in 3rd on a glitch goal at my friends dorm room... He flipped out and destroyed the playstation by putting his, and I quote "LUGZ BOOT THRU IT". He was so upset that I scored that he was walking around going "EEEEEEEEE! NU UH! WOW! NU UH! EEEEEE! BLAU!" Then he just gets up and leaves after destroying my friends Playstation.
Did i mention he USED STEROIDS?!?!?!
Sym in 06, it will be TAN MANS turn one day but it's time to re elect the Incumbent much like NY State did with everyone else.
I dislike Hillary Clinton.
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Post by oleanron on Nov 8, 2006 11:09:02 GMT -5
I hear that $ymmetry is dispatching lawyers here to the BevelWagon, demanding a recount. We go to OleanRon reporting from $ymmetry headquarters:
Cosmo, the mood here at $ymmetry campaign headquarters is subdued, yet hopeful. $ymmetry campaign manager Heywood Jablowme told me that there are still some precincts over at Devereaux Hall that are heavily $ymmetry and that Tan Man's base has been spent. Tan Man, however, in true douchebag fashion, is claiming victory and is doing a celebratory posedown as we speak. A high-ranking official in the Tan Man campaign says, "We're watching closely--if $ymmetry will steal an Xbox, what's to stop him from stealing this election?" I don't think we'll really know the outcome of this for several weeks. We do know this, Cosmo--the balance of douchiness hangs in the balance.
I'm OleanRon. Back to the BevelWagon.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 8, 2006 11:19:29 GMT -5
I hear that $ymmetry is dispatching lawyers here to the BevelWagon, demanding a recount. We go to OleanRon reporting from $ymmetry headquarters: Cosmo, the mood here at $ymmetry campaign headquarters is subdued, yet hopeful. $ymmetry campaign manager Heywood Jablowme told me that there are still some precincts over at Devereaux Hall that are heavily $ymmetry and that Tan Man's base has been spent. Tan Man, however, in true douchebag fashion, is claiming victory and is doing a celebratory posedown as we speak. A high-ranking official in the Tan Man campaign says, "We're watching closely--if $ymmetry will steal an Xbox, what's to stop him from stealing this election?" I don't think we'll really know the outcome of this for several weeks. We do know this, Cosmo--the balance of douchiness hangs in the balance. I'm OleanRon. Back to the BevelWagon. EXALTED. |
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 8, 2006 11:33:05 GMT -5
I have to admit, I only voted for Tan Man because of the recent disclosure he won't scream in the weight room when black people are there. That took it for me. That was too funny not to cast my vote. But that doesn't make him the biggest douschebag, it makes him a wannabe hard-ass that's scared of black people (although he could snap my neck).
It was also revealed Tan Man scolds his Tan-keteers for drinking anything but whole milk in the Hickey. "Pfff. Yo, that won't make you big," refering to one percent or skim milk.
Amidst these revelations, I forgot the metamorphosis from Ryan Turner to $ymmetry over a three month summer vacation. I did not consider how he used to wack off to 8 Mile. I did not consider "Bonaventure Dis," on Perfect Symmetry, or the basement and Buzz rap battles.
If I could, I would gladly change my vote. Alas, the ballots were cast and I will campaign for $ymmetry in 2007.
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Post by s dot carter on Nov 8, 2006 11:57:16 GMT -5
We're gonna steal an X-box, and a Blockbuster card. Then we're gonna print fake money, and make a CD, and get tossed from school. Then we're gonna take it, and we're going right on through to the Douche House!!! BYAHHHH!!!!
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Post by oleanron on Nov 8, 2006 12:38:52 GMT -5
EXALTED, S Dot!
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Post by thebonabus on Nov 8, 2006 12:39:20 GMT -5
We're gonna steal an X-box, and a Blockbuster card. Then we're gonna print fake money, and make a CD, and get tossed from school. Then we're gonna take it, and we're going right on through to the Douche House!!! BYAHHHH!!!! Shouldn't this read BLAUUUUUUUUU! |
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