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Post by s dot carter on Oct 19, 2006 13:00:53 GMT -5
 "So then I was lickin her lollipop and it smelled like poop. It was awful. As hungry as I was I couldn't do it anymore. She's right behind me, isn't she?" |
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Post by southhampton on Oct 19, 2006 13:07:22 GMT -5
"Madonna's here, nows my chance to lift my light blue shirt and show everyone how sexy underfed etheopians can be. Im too sexy for my shirt...."
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Post by rimrocka44 on Oct 19, 2006 13:11:38 GMT -5
Naw, I fucked that bitch 2 times, like a Virgin my ass... |
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 19, 2006 13:16:00 GMT -5
"If I buy this one, does it come with a Chinese kid?"
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 19, 2006 13:18:28 GMT -5
quote] "Now keep smiling and get on the fuckin' plane. If you say anything I swear to God you won't get any of that food I promised you. Quiety and quickly say goodbye to these other niggers and get on the plane before I nail you to a cross." |
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Post by mikenice on Oct 19, 2006 13:38:41 GMT -5
"Keep telling your friends about our 'special yum yum time' and I won't let you pound the gap in my teeth anymore"
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 19, 2006 13:58:11 GMT -5
"Come on honey, we're off to the United States, the land of opportunity! It's where you can grow up well fed, educated, go to the prom, and throw out your baby in a trash can."
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 19, 2006 13:59:19 GMT -5
"Now that you helped me sell a few CDs, it's off to the sneaker factory with you!"
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Post by rimrocka44 on Nov 7, 2006 9:12:28 GMT -5
 "So, I was fucking this guy and then he wanted to cuddle, what a fag" |
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Post by s dot carter on Nov 7, 2006 9:19:08 GMT -5
"So I pulled it out, shook it around and slammed on Mary's desk. She looked at me in horror but it worked. Thats how I fixed the printer cord at work today." |
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 7, 2006 9:22:11 GMT -5
"Yesterday my Dungeons and Dragons character killed 5 trolls and I reached level 12. So yeah, I'm pretty pumped about that." |
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 7, 2006 9:56:06 GMT -5
"So three surgeries later, PRESTO! My wang is now shaped like an arm." |
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Post by southhampton on Nov 7, 2006 10:10:48 GMT -5
I dont know man, ever since i saw the video for "The Fray - Over My Head" i just wanted to rock out and get a mohawk |
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Post by softintheo on Nov 8, 2006 15:40:20 GMT -5
 Escape from the Neverland Ranch |
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