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Post by heemeehead on Aug 5, 2006 11:32:55 GMT -5
Let's GET BENT because the name of the day of the week ends in the letter "Y"
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Post by heemeehead on Dec 1, 2006 15:44:02 GMT -5
How about we get BENT because it is Friday
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Dec 1, 2006 16:13:19 GMT -5
Maybe I will get BENT. It's good to see you back active on the BevelWagon Heemeehead.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Dec 1, 2006 16:34:53 GMT -5
Let's GET BENT because the name of the day of the week ends in the letter "Y"  |
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Post by heemeehead on Dec 3, 2006 4:24:58 GMT -5
Now that I have more reponsibility and no more ca$sh, i say this--I want to eat more indian puss---
new yeahs stylie
eat puss
money cash hoes
jigga mah ni66a ---
um about the dollah what the fuck is 50 cent
I will eat puss till tha day I die
I don't discriminate--indian, 17, 18, 20+, 40+, I ate em all
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Post by mikenice on Dec 9, 2006 3:26:35 GMT -5
BENTEN postingL........
So tonight, I had this psychotic hooker all over me. I'm standing around with a few of my buddies and this girl has her hands on the half-wall infront of her and she's going absolutely Cash & Prizes! with her ass out inches away from me.
After awhile I give in when her friend says something to me. She was a freak. She starts dry humping the poop out of me, as she's carrying on a conversation. She then licks the side of my face.... and grabs my poop. Obviously after pounding her ass on my joystick for a few minutes it was naturally attentive. Well she grabs it, and looks up at me all bright-eyed and excited and says, "oh my god... you have a huge joystick" (she certainly said it, but I'll disagree with her about that one). She grabs it again and says, "you can't be Irish". I assured her I was almost 100% Irish to which she jumped on me in the middle of the bar, legs wrapped around.
Next thing I know I go to get a drink, and now I'm home alone BENT. Too bad I couldn't just pull her home on the bonabus with me and plow her in my townhouse.
Man, post-college sucks.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Dec 9, 2006 13:27:50 GMT -5
EXALTING SMITE
I sure can't top that. But I ran into the Naughty Kitty last night. She was the 20 year old I met on Halloween that was dressed up as a Naughty Kitty. She's cute but has a gay man's lisp. Lithp. She has a kid and a lot of stretch marks on her belly.
I conversed with her friend who showed me her bosoms. One was pierced through the nipple. Then she left without me. I ended up leaving with someone less attractive. Very less attractive. Stupid alcohol.
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