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Post by mikenice on Oct 15, 2006 10:31:18 GMT -5
On this day 20+ years ago, C. Michael clipped the umbilical cord of a jittery little bastard known as Juice. Happy Birthday sir... Hope you got nice and bent last night. Here's a little something for you:    |
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Post by southhampton on Oct 15, 2006 12:51:36 GMT -5
heres some zweigles and shells and cheese   A clavicle brace  and a trimmer  |
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Post by rimrocka44 on Oct 16, 2006 6:16:49 GMT -5
Juice man I hear you made a stop at the barrell of dolls for the birthday. I'll be in the ROC in 3-4 weeks L&M and Mickey Flynn's, the pounders on me.
Ug is in love.
Happy birthday.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 16, 2006 6:50:29 GMT -5
Juicey,
Happy birthday! And on your birthday, I will tell you all a story of another Juicey I know. I apologize if I've told all or some of these tails before.
My dad has a fishing camp up in Northern New York near Watertown. Some of you Bevelators have been there. He rents out some cabins and boats. Real good fishing on the lake. Anyway, I got stuck running the joint a couple of summers in between college years. It's out in the middle of nowhere and I had to drive 20 minutes to get to a General Tso's Chickening bar. Some real great dives up in those parts. Anyway, a couple of my buddies from home came up to visit and we go into this dive bar. We meet this toothless old broad. Probably in her late 60's. She tells us her name is Juicey. She was BENT as a skunk and kept screaming, "Florida might have the oranges, BUT THE JUICE IS LOOSE IN GOVERNEUR!!" Goveneur was the name of the town we were in. They make Lifesavers there, but that's another story. So we start poundin beers and shots with Juicey. Her favorite is a shot called "Slippery Nipple." Then she starts saying, "I'll show you MY slippery nipple!" She starts pulling up her shirt and we turned away in horror screaming, "No Juicey, DON'T DO IT." She did anyway. I had many more BENT encounters during my stint up at the fishing camp. Then one day we head on into Goveneur and we run into Juicey. She was stone sober drinking a soda. She had had an accident about 7 months back drinking and driving and was on the wagon. We kept begging her to do a shot with us. Come on Juicey, one shot. So she did a slippery nipple that we bought her. Then she starts poundin beers and drinking more shots. Next thing you know she's poop faced. Then the whole bar gets all pissed at us saying she was doing really good, and you guys had to go and get her drinking again. 6 months down the drain. I hope you guys are proud, blah blah blah. We bought her another shot and made a quick exit. Some dude tried jackin us in the parking lot but we made our escape. And that's the last time I saw Juicey. I hope she's well...
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 16, 2006 12:14:26 GMT -5
I love that story. It never gets old.
EXALTED!!
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Post by mikenice on Oct 16, 2006 12:37:07 GMT -5
Oh shit. What's Ug doing there? I hope he's met some other bevelators.
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Post by juicey on Oct 16, 2006 20:42:37 GMT -5
I'll be in the ROC in 3-4 weeks L&M and Mickey Flynn's, the pounders on me. I'm gonna hold you to that... So yeah Ug tells me he has a little hottie. how she look? and thanks to ALL for the birthday wishes and imaged gifts. South, I hope you don't mind, but I'm letting Adrian Peterson barrow the clavicle brace. |
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