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Post by doogiehowsermd on Oct 12, 2006 6:54:55 GMT -5
1. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
2. A steel support beam
3. "I really don't want to play for Torre next year...this will show 'em"
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Post by whyamisobig on Oct 12, 2006 8:02:42 GMT -5
1. "This flight attendant totally wants me"
2. "Ambien is starting to kick in"
3. "poop, General Tso's Chicken, Bonnieball, bizzle, a$$hole, pilot, joystickhead"
***Edit: at least would've been if he wasn't flying and was riding commercial jet
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 12, 2006 8:25:12 GMT -5
1. I wonder if I remembered to turn the stove off?
2. Holy Shit! The girl in that apartment is naked!! Let's fly in for a closer look...
3. What's this button do?
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 12, 2006 8:49:43 GMT -5
"What can I do to get people to remember my name?"
"This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people staaaarted singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people staaaarted singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..."
"I wish I knew how to fly an airplane."
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Post by whyamisobig on Oct 12, 2006 9:10:24 GMT -5
1. [pointing fingers at imaginary planes] "Bang, bang, bang, bang!...... That's right Ice....MAN, I am dangerous"
2. "dum, de, dum, de dum, plane goes up, plane goes down, plane goes up, plane goes down"
3. "Maybe I should've taken a few flying lessons. Oh well, good thing I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
I know I'll feel guilty about this post later today
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 12, 2006 9:32:43 GMT -5
"What's the deal with A-Rod? Is he gay?"
"If at first you don't succed, you can dust off and try again, you can dust off and try again, try again"
"Billy, you like movies about Gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like hanging around mens' locker rooms?"
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Oct 12, 2006 10:17:30 GMT -5
"I can't wait to see "Flyboys" this weekend"
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Post by southhampton on Oct 12, 2006 10:21:05 GMT -5
"I wonder how snoopy and the red baron ever got together"
"I bet i could strike out Roberto Clemente"
"I'm so stoked for Monopoly to be back at mcdonalds, i hope i get park place!"
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Post by bonniesfan on Oct 12, 2006 10:37:57 GMT -5
Damn, I'm a good pilot
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Post by oleanron on Oct 12, 2006 13:03:54 GMT -5
"Boy, Joe Torre is such a great guy, he doesn't need all this negative publicity. Well, I have a cunning plan to divert attention from that..."
"BEW! BEW! The buildings of New York is the Death Star and I'm LUKE F'N SKYWALKER!"
"If this doesn't get Jodie Foster's attention, nothing will."
"I have to get back home so I can post on the BEVELWagon!"
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Post by southhampton on Oct 12, 2006 13:08:56 GMT -5
[quote author=oleanron board=general thread=1160654095 post=1160676234"BEW! BEW! The buildings of New York is the Death Star and I'm LUKE F'N SKYWALKER!"
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beauty line, EXALT
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Post by bonabum06 on Oct 12, 2006 19:14:04 GMT -5
southhampton
"I bet i could strike out Roberto Clemente"
EXALTED for wit.
Smited for wit. . .somehow.
all remains equal.
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