Ways to trick the honies

[bonniesfan]

So one of my best friends just got in a relationship and we are having to come up with ways to say shit that would get him in trouble with his lady friend if we just said them.

For example, when he is talking about a chick, instead of asking "is she hot?" we now ask, "is she retarded?"

And another favorite of mine is Run After Catch (RAC) when referring to a women's chest region.

What gems to you guys have?

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

bonniesfan said:

So one of my best friends just got in a relationship and we are having to come up with ways to say poop that would get him in trouble with his lady friend if we just said them.

For example, when he is talking about a chick, instead of asking "is she hot?" we now ask, "is she retarded?"

And another favorite of mine is Run After Catch (RAC) when referring to a women's chest region.

What gems to you guys have?

Heemeehead and I have been using Run After Catch for some time now. We have all sorts of great jargon. We even invented some ueker jargon for referring to a woman's chest region. We would say, "She's got the left AND the right bauer (sp?)."