Just took my first dump at my new crib...

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

What a dump it was. I moved into a townhouse last Saturday, but took my first crap here tonight. I was a little backed up on the weekend, and during the week I do most of my crapping at work. For some reason, I think I will remember the first dump the most. My first hump was alright, first meal so so, but when I sat on the can and started pooping, I thought to myself, "Wow, I'm crapping on MY toilet."

I should point out I have yet to pleasure myself here, so the jury is still out.

***Incidentally this was also my first post from my new place. I've been tapping into free internet. One of the neighbors has an open wireless network that I'm dipping into. Wish I could tap into someone's TV too. These rabit ears aren't cutting it, although it does remind me of the good old days.

[bonniesfan]

You still in Arlington?

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

bonniesfan said:

You still in Arlington?

Actually in Alexandria now. Kingstowne to be exact. I would have liked to stay in Arlington, but it was out of my price range. Is Stephens City in Northern VA?

[mikenice]

You guys live in the DC area?

[bonniesfan]

No. It's out in the Shenandoah Valley north of Front Royal around Winchester. About 70 miles from DC.

I'm a Northern Virginianer at heart though. Used to live in Springfield, Woodbridge, and Stafford before moving out to Stephens City. I miss the DC area though. I'm thinking of moving back closer in at some point within the next few years. The Valley is way too countryish for me.

[bonniesfan]

And congratulations on your first dookie in your new crib.

[vinnypunditsheros]

The value of your place just dropped $30,000.

[bonafide]

Nuthin' like a fresh shit in a new place.

Aloha!