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Post by s dot carter on Oct 2, 2006 16:38:25 GMT -5
When I was leaving work this afternoon I pulled out of the parking lot and right next to the lot is a big old church. As I drive by, I see a little man walking out of the church. I giggle and say to myself, "Aww, a midget. Cool, the circus must be in town." But as I drove closer, I realized this midget was in a security guard uniform. That's right....a midget security guard!!
What exactly is he protecting the church from? Infants? Most 10 year old girls could probably outrun and out-muscle this guy. Who hires a midget security guard??
Boy I'm glad I drove by when I did, but now I have more questions than answers. I even tried to google a picture of a midget security guard and there were no images. Amazing
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Post by southhampton on Oct 2, 2006 16:56:21 GMT -5
wasnt gary coleman a security guard when he got in some trouble for something or other. I remember one of those VH1 shows had shots of coleman in a court room saying "No fuck (or maybe screw) you lady"
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 2, 2006 17:08:45 GMT -5
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Post by rimrocka44 on Oct 2, 2006 18:58:31 GMT -5
Hey Vinny
Remember that one time you were going to ask "the midget" (one of the two on campus during our tenure) to the prom. To clarify he wanted to bring her in a backpack and wear one of those beer helmets with the two hoses, one obviously for himself and the other for the midget.
We also always thought it would be funny if one day the midget popped out of those big cannisters that they had every so often on the checkout counter at the RC Cafe.
BTW...EXALTED for all that madness, even if it's 5 years later.
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Post by bonniesfan on Oct 2, 2006 21:03:02 GMT -5
On a related note, I saw a retarded mall security guy yesterday.
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 3, 2006 8:10:39 GMT -5
Couple more thoughts on the midget security guard.....
What made this midget apply for that job? What made him think he was qualified to be a security guard?
Secondly, what a huge mistake hiring this guy. Once someone wants to actually rob/burglarize/vandalize the church and they simply pick the midget up and hang him on the coat rack by his underwear, how can they fire him? He'll obviously sue them for discrimination against midgets. I just don't get it.
Finally, Gary Coleman, although short and funny as hell as a security guard, is not a midget. I don't know what he is, but he doesn't have a disproportionate head or hands. I think he's just a really small guy
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 3, 2006 9:01:56 GMT -5
Hey Vinny Remember that one time you were going to ask "the midget" (one of the two on campus during our tenure) to the prom. To clarify he wanted to bring her in a backpack and wear one of those beer helmets with the two hoses, one obviously for himself and the other for the midget. We also always thought it would be funny if one day the midget popped out of those big cannisters that they had every so often on the checkout counter at the RC Cafe. BTW...EXALTED for all that madness, even if it's 5 years later. That midget provided hours and hours of entertainment. I made a wish every time I saw her. Then to my surprise, my wish came true! A second midget started going to Bonnies! We were going to have them wrestle, joust, ride unicycles, serve shots at our parties, show us wear their treasure was hidden, and of course come to prom in my bookbag. |
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