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Post by logan on Sept 21, 2006 14:02:46 GMT -5
Hi guys, Logan here. I am new to the Bevelwagon. I have a soft spot for Ding Dongs, and sometimes I get a little too attached to girls I date for three weeks. But it happens. You cannot fool matters of the heart.
Anyways, I'm recently single. Anybody know where I can score some babes? I haven't had a single hit on my match.com, americansingles.com, aolmatch.com, and myspace. Maybe I should update my profile, seeing how the honeys aren't into 300 pound dead kids. Any thoughts, bevelators?
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Post by southhampton on Sept 21, 2006 14:08:03 GMT -5
jawdrop
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Sept 21, 2006 14:08:07 GMT -5
Cosmo! hahahahah you are one of the funniest kids i've ever met. The kid needed to train in Hyperbolic time chamber. DING DONGS? IS THAT THE SECRET TO YOUR POWER KAKAROT?!?! The dull "going to hell" House  |
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Sept 21, 2006 14:11:20 GMT -5
Does it make me a bad person that I'm laughing my ass off at "Logan's" post?
I'm hoping maybe Logan, and his girl and sister are all fake characters like that lonelygirl15 that was all over the news last week, and then I won't feel so bad.
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Post by whyamisobig on Sept 21, 2006 14:31:37 GMT -5
Hi guys, Logan here. I am new to the Bevelwagon. I have a soft spot for Ding Dongs, and sometimes I get a little too attached to girls I date for three weeks. But it happens. You cannot fool matters of the heart. Anyways, I'm recently single. Anybody know where I can score some babes? I haven't had a single hit on my match.com, americansingles.com, aolmatch.com, and myspace. Maybe I should update my profile, seeing how the honeys aren't into 300 pound dead kids. Any thoughts, bevelators? Wow, ballsy |
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Post by oleanron on Sept 21, 2006 14:45:55 GMT -5
I was about to EXALT Cosmo for pointing out that this is the BEVELWagon, not fucking Oprah. You're right. I apologize. I will take my manpon out now...
...but my EXALTation must go to whoever signed up as Logan. That's taking wrong to a new level...and I like it!
When I first saw that MySpace thing, I was like, "The fat dude from Lost committed suicide?"
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Sept 22, 2006 7:02:26 GMT -5
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard right now. I read the battleraps but actually addressing the Bevelwagon as "Logan"...so wrong, yet way too funny. "Logan" needs all of the karma he can get because who he/she is, is definitely going straight to hell.
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Post by logan on Sept 28, 2006 13:12:12 GMT -5
It turns out my girlfriend never really cheated on me. Ah well. Joke's on me!
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Post by s dot carter on Sept 28, 2006 13:18:43 GMT -5
It turns out my girlfriend never really cheated on me. Ah well. Joke's on me! EXALTED!!! Another great Laugh Out Loud moment from Logan. What a comic genius |
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