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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 13, 2006 11:12:24 GMT -5
Someone in the D.C. area recently got a sports related nude massage from a dude. Anyway, we were razzin him a little bit and he seems to think it's completely normal. The massage involved rubbing oils into the buttocks as well.
This person is a Bevelator, so maybe he will provide further details.
P.S. Please explain the reasoning for your vote.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 13, 2006 11:22:28 GMT -5
The guy giving the massage wan't nude, was he?
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 13, 2006 11:24:25 GMT -5
The guy giving the massage was not nude. The massagee was nude, except for a towel, according to reports, but the towel must have come off at times because there was hands on ass direct contact with oils involved.
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Post by oleanron on Nov 13, 2006 11:29:29 GMT -5
If the towel stayed on, then no. If there was bare hand-to-ass contact, then there is a case to be made.
But remember--it's not gay if it doesn't go all the way into your ass.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 13, 2006 11:40:42 GMT -5
I guess I should clarify, I'm not suggesting this bevelator is lance bass. I know he isn't. I'm more just trying to establish if we have grounds to pick on him a little bit about this. All in good fun of course.
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Post by southhampton on Nov 13, 2006 11:41:09 GMT -5
Yea, its all about the towel.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 13, 2006 11:53:19 GMT -5
There's definitely grounds to pick on him.
I'm pretty sure massagees are supposed to be naked anyway. I've been naked the times I got a massage, but that was at a naughty lady place in Canada. Still, I'm pretty sure classy professional massages involve nudity. So that's not gay.
But a muscular foreign man massaging a sweaty, hairy ass with his bare hands is pretty fucking gay and gross. Yuck. That gets filed in unmentionable sexploits. Did it move, like it did for George Costanza?
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Post by thebonabus on Nov 13, 2006 12:09:06 GMT -5
Was there a happy ending? If so, extremely gay. If not, just gay overall
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Post by softintheo on Nov 13, 2006 12:32:19 GMT -5
I am on the fence on this one..... actually I was on the table. SO yeah I admit that I got a massage from a dude. And I was only wearing a towel. He had on pants and a shirt, not a big gay Hawiian shirt either....aloha. So here's the website for the dude that did the message, this should allow you to make a more informed decision as to how gay my massage was. www.achieve-fitness.com/massage_therapist_washington_dc.htmNow I don't want you to think I am defending myself, if you think it's gay to get a massage from a guy while not wearing clothes, I can totally see where you're coming from. And I would happily laugh at some one else who got a massage from a guy. And for the record it wasn't "oils messaged in the buttocks" It was a cream that is used by physical therapists too. SO please judge away now, I'm interested to see what everyone else thinks. |
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Post by thebonabus on Nov 13, 2006 12:39:51 GMT -5
I am on the fence on this one..... actually I was on the table. SO yeah I admit that I got a massage from a dude. And I was only wearing a towel. He had on pants and a shirt, not a big lance bass Hawiian shirt either....aloha. So here's the website for the dude that did the message, this should allow you to make a more informed decision as to how lance bass my massage was. www.achieve-fitness.com/massage_therapist_washington_dc.htmNow I don't want you to think I am defending myself, if you think it's lance bass to get a massage from a guy while not wearing clothes, I can totally see where you're coming from. And I would happily laugh at some one else who got a massage from a guy. And for the record it wasn't "oils messaged in the buttocks" It was a cream that is used by physical therapists too. SO please judge away now, I'm interested to see what everyone else thinks. Fag |
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Nov 13, 2006 12:51:06 GMT -5
And for the record it wasn't "oils messaged in the buttocks" It was a cream that is used by physical therapists too. Well seein as it was cream rubbed into your ass and not oil, I think I might have to change my vote. Nothing gay about cream on your ass. |
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Nov 13, 2006 13:10:33 GMT -5
Anybody see the Vegas episode of Entourage? Johnny Drama ran into some trouble like this. Softintheo, I hope that doesn't happen to you.
Did it move?
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Post by oleanron on Nov 13, 2006 13:19:43 GMT -5
I am on the fence on this one..... actually I was on the table. SO yeah I admit that I got a massage from a dude. And I was only wearing a towel. He had on pants and a shirt, not a big lance bass Hawiian shirt either....aloha. So here's the website for the dude that did the message, this should allow you to make a more informed decision as to how lance bass my massage was. www.achieve-fitness.com/massage_therapist_washington_dc.htmNow I don't want you to think I am defending myself, if you think it's lance bass to get a massage from a guy while not wearing clothes, I can totally see where you're coming from. And I would happily laugh at some one else who got a massage from a guy. And for the record it wasn't "oils messaged in the buttocks" It was a cream that is used by physical therapists too. SO please judge away now, I'm interested to see what everyone else thinks. IN GENERAL...it's not Lance Bass to get a massage naked but for a towel. As someone pointed out, most, if not all, professional massages are done this way. If you were just totally nude on the table, no towel, that's extremely Lance Bass. If this dude was giving you a massage while you were getting a lapdance...I'm not quite sure how to judge it. I guess it'd cancel each other out. |
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