Hardcore Rap Battle #9

[s dot carter]

sdotcarter said:

Mikenice, I want the belt
Your chance to retain is pretty svelte.
In case you're a retard, svelte means slim
But your boyfriend knows that, its what you say about him
No one stepped up so now I challenge you
And if you were part of Survivor you'd be +32
Look at your karma, what are you -60 too?
You will be soon because you're our Jim62

mikenice said:

Should I even respond to this weak attack?
what a hack
At best, your rhymes are middle of the pack

It was a mistake to call me out
I'm gonna end this bout with a knockout
leave you achin with a bad case of the gout

My karma's a joke, just like your Bills
that mighty Colts D kept your boys in a stand-still
you sure that was Lindell who's kick was no-good?
could've sworn his jersey read 'Norwood'

It's cool, though, I heard about you yo
you're that bona legend who hails from Buffalo
the one who got caught given Sym head in the O

On here every day, cryin "No Goal"
you fumbled away your chance at the battle gold
just like Thurman in the Super Bowl

Tune in tonight to the new show on the WB
"How I met your Father", starring Doogie Howser and J.P.

[vinnypunditsheros]

I voted for S Dot because he rhymed '60 too' with 62. Pure genius. A line worthy of the great $ymmetry himself.

I loved the 'give Sym head in the O' but I cannot vote for a rap badmouthing my Bills and Sabres.

[southhampton]

Im going to have to go mikenice, i thought that neither was their best stuff.

[southhampton]

wow, this might go down as the closest battle of all time

[mikenice]

I'm guessing no Bills fans voted for me

[mrsmiff]

s dot gets my vote. can't support the Buffalo sports bashing

[CosmonautLaunchPad]

[bonafide]

Both on the weak side but the Jim Sickstetuh flow that SDot was spittin' got my vote.

Aloha!

[bonafide]

In thinking about it more, neither flow is really BevelWagon caliber. I vote that Hardcore Rap Battle #9 be declared a draw and that Mike Nice retain the belt. (I still like the Jim Sickstetuh flow though)

[vinnypunditsheros]

The winner will be declared by quoting Wu Tang:
"You talk shit?
I pop clips!
Bitch, I put my dick on yo' lips!"

[rimrocka44]

I think Logan just buried you both:

logan said:

Time for me to climb back in the saddle
the dead kid’s back for another BATTLE
I know you’re scared by your shake and rattle
You’re up poop’s creek without a paddle.

these raps have been few and far between
consisting of the worst rhymes I’ve ever seen
I might be deceased but I’m not green
My lyrics are cooler than James Dean.

But you’re not, bizzlees, you can’t get laid
Unless you find some filthy McNasty lookin to get paid
That’s right, I said it, you pay for sex
Under ‘P’ for ‘Pathetic’ in her rolodex

I hope you’re proud bein’ some hookers’ johns
You get less tail than Ralph Malph while I’m The Fonz
You couldn’t even get a fat chick to bone
While I get more ass than Sam Malone

Go ahead and bash how much tv I watch
Puffin a stogie and drinking Scotch
It’s all about givin’ the bedpost a notch

Now I’m done but I won’t drop the mike
See? I’m full of surprises!
You don’t deserve that, d.yke!
But you get a swift kick in the Ca$h and Prizes!

Logan should get the belt and it should be retired.

[The Dull House]

it should be retired. and logan just won it in a casket match. you can't beat a dead kid in a casket match.

[s dot carter]

Yea, its hands down Logan. EXALTED!!

[mikenice]

I have limited access here at the new job... so I can't respond to this until I get home later this week... I don't know if I can battle back against a corpse, though.