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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 27, 2006 9:19:53 GMT -5
" One episode with a depiction of a bleeding Virgin Mary so upset the Catholic Church that it was pulled from repeats of the series. " What episode was that? Last year's Christmas episode. A statue of the Blessed Mother had a bleeding asshole or snatch. I forget which. |
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Post by southhampton on Oct 27, 2006 9:20:46 GMT -5
haha, ok. That was the one that Stans dad had the drinking problem?
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 27, 2006 9:24:06 GMT -5
" One episode with a depiction of a bleeding Virgin Mary so upset the Catholic Church that it was pulled from repeats of the series. " What episode was that? Last year's Christmas episode. A statue of the Blessed Mother had a bleeding a$$hole or snatch. I forget which. That statue was bleeding from what they originally thought was it's butthole, which they were trying to determine whether or not it was a miracle. Later they said that she was just bleeding from her vagina and it wasn't a miracle, because girls bleed from their vagina all the time. The classic moment featured the Pope easing in for a closer look and then getting sprayed with blood and they kept playing a girl thing fart everytime it happened. |
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Post by mikenice on Oct 27, 2006 9:31:46 GMT -5
fuck up the side of your face with a black eye, cuts and stuff... maybe even knock out a tooth. Then rock a Roethlisberger jersey (probably make your own).
I'm still deciding on a giant douche or a turd sandwich
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Post by southhampton on Oct 27, 2006 9:39:50 GMT -5
Going with mikenice's idea, wear a TO jersey and bring a perscription drug bottle filled with tic tacs and just take them all night
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Post by doogiehowsermd on Oct 27, 2006 9:41:29 GMT -5
Cover yourself in cottonb alls sprayed with red ink.......you could be a dirty tampon.
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Post by southhampton on Oct 27, 2006 15:15:06 GMT -5
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 27, 2006 15:18:26 GMT -5
I had no idea the Crocodile Hunter enjoyed Coronas.
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Post by southhampton on Oct 28, 2006 13:36:06 GMT -5
Im thinking about going with corey lidle, basicly a lidle jersey with some avaitors, any advice on how to make it better.
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 30, 2006 13:06:30 GMT -5
To followup my start to the thread, I ended up going as a "beach bum" to the Halloween Party. My costume was bathing suit, towel and sandals, to go along with my sweet spray-on tan and awesome tanning oil drenched all over my body. To say the least, I looked like an assclown and was a huge hit.
The one warning I'd give to anyone, and I'm pretty sure no Bevel would do this normally, going to get spray-painted tan is the GAYEST thing I have ever done. I looked like I was painted, my hands are still orange and I actually had to pay $ to get spray painted. I don't know how anyone would ever think this is cool, but then again I don't always do it for the pussy.
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 30, 2006 13:08:38 GMT -5
To followup my start to the thread, I ended up going as a "beach bum" to the Halloween Party. My costume was bathing suit, towel and sandals, to go along with my sweet spray-on tan and awesome tanning oil drenched all over my body. To say the least, I looked like an assclown and was a huge hit. The one warning I'd give to anyone, and I'm pretty sure no Bevel would do this normally, going to get spray-painted tan is the lance bassEST thing I have ever done. I looked like I was painted, my hands are still orange and I actually had to pay $ to get spray painted. I don't know how anyone would ever think this is cool, but then again I don't always do it for the pussy. I know you were going to that party with some broad. Obvious question is did you put your shovel in her sandbox? |
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 30, 2006 13:46:27 GMT -5
I was able plant my beach umbrella. So I guess I am a hypocrite and did it for the pussy.
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Post by mikenice on Oct 30, 2006 14:59:42 GMT -5
Was this the first time you planted said umbrella in this broad?
Any time I hear a Bevelator slammed some hooker who's not his girlfriend and that he didn't pay too much money for, I will Exalt. Two if you stuck it in her keester.
Edited to add: I hope that guy's daughter, who reads the BANNEDwagon in the "other board thread", is reading this thread.
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Post by rimrocka44 on Oct 31, 2006 7:48:49 GMT -5
To followup my start to the thread, I ended up going as a "beach bum" to the Halloween Party. My costume was bathing suit, towel and sandals, to go along with my sweet spray-on tan and awesome tanning oil drenched all over my body. To say the least, I looked like an assclown and was a huge hit. The one warning I'd give to anyone, and I'm pretty sure no Bevel would do this normally, going to get spray-painted tan is the lance bassEST thing I have ever done. I looked like I was painted, my hands are still orange and I actually had to pay $ to get spray painted. I don't know how anyone would ever think this is cool, but then again I don't always do it for the pussy. Halloween or not that's pretty gross. |
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Post by thebonabus on Oct 31, 2006 9:10:25 GMT -5
Hillarious switch over for doing it for the pu$$y has been switched to pussy.
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