juicey
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Post by juicey on Oct 4, 2006 23:46:12 GMT -5
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 5, 2006 6:38:51 GMT -5
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Post by s dot carter on Oct 5, 2006 8:16:01 GMT -5
HAhaha, well done. Happy birthday mikenice. |
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2ndfal
Bevel in Training
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Post by 2ndfal on Oct 5, 2006 8:40:38 GMT -5
Wow....I didnt realize anyone but myself and a handful of my close friends have ever seen Dolemite. Some of the best movie lines ever came from that movie:
"How high are the stakes warden, and whose team am I on?"
"The stakes are high, and the game is your life."
"Dolemite motherfucker, you heard me."
"What are you doing; throwing shit around...and cutting the fucking carpet."
I could go on all day.
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Post by rimrocka44 on Oct 5, 2006 8:46:06 GMT -5
And to you Mikenice, an exalting SMITE. happy birthday.
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 5, 2006 8:55:11 GMT -5
Rolla used to play Dolemite from time to time. Never watched the whole movie, but I remember cracking up to the line, "Dolemite's the name, and fuckin up mother fuckers is my game."
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Post by mikenice on Oct 5, 2006 17:26:55 GMT -5
Thank you sirs....
Saw Dolemite in the 8th grade and been a fan ever since.
"I'm Joe Blo, the lova man, you should be payin me bitch."
I'm up in Bonas on MrSmiff's computer
Oktoberfest
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Post by oleanron on Oct 6, 2006 9:57:31 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, Mikenice! Here's an EXALTED SMITE! Blaxpoitation flicks were hugely popular with my Bona group. Every Sunday we'd gather in my friend's room to watch either a blaxpoitation movie or a B-movie (usually an Ed Wood film). "Dolemite" was great, but if you really want the full blaxpoitation experience, you've GOT to see "Sweet Sweetback's BAAAAAAAAD AAAAAAAASSSSSSS Song" (co-starring the Entire Black Community). But the greatest blaxpoitation flick--and one of my personal top five favorite movies in general--is, of course:  Can you diggit? |
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Post by whyamisobig on Oct 6, 2006 10:03:35 GMT -5
Can you diggit? Shaft's his game? Sounds a little gay |
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Post by rimrocka44 on Oct 6, 2006 10:12:24 GMT -5
Mikenice I hope you had the opportunity to corrupt a freshman or muddy a bona hog last night.
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Post by oleanron on Oct 6, 2006 11:51:46 GMT -5
Can you diggit? Shaft's his game? Sounds a little lance bass He'll kick your ass for saying that. He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman. "Well, Shaft? Whatcha got?" [dramatic pause] "Got laid." |
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Post by CosmonautLaunchPad on Oct 6, 2006 12:36:21 GMT -5
Every Sunday we'd gather in my friend's room to watch either a blaxpoitation movie or a B-movie (usually an Ed Wood film). Calling an Ed Wood movie a B movie is a compliment. Those things are F movies. So good they're great. I fucking love them. My dad turned my onto this one:  I'm also a huge fan of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. For some reason I like really shitty movies. I rented Larry the Cablel Guy: Health Inspector and loved it just because it was so fucking awful. Cheers to bad movies! |
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 6, 2006 12:52:40 GMT -5
Even though there are boobies everywhere, Showgirls is the worst movie ever. Jessie Spano's naked and throws a stripper down the stairs. But you already know this, because you've already seen it.
I watched part of it on FLIX a couple weeks ago. The network digitally added bras to the naked ladies. It was great unintentional comedy. "Forget you!" "No, forget YOU!" "Flake off!"
The worst, and therefore most hilarious, movie I have ever seen is called "Mars Needs Women." It was in black and white. The movie starts off with women all over the world disappearing with a 'pop.' Kind of like things appeared and disappeared on I Dream of Jeanie.
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Post by vinnypunditsheros on Oct 6, 2006 13:00:31 GMT -5
 You should see this movie. |
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Post by oleanron on Oct 6, 2006 13:06:56 GMT -5
I'm also a huge fan of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. For some reason I like really poopty movies. I rented Larry the Cablel Guy: Health Inspector and loved it just because it was so General Tso's Chickening awful. Cheers to bad movies! Greatest Bad Movie of All Time. This--along with Shaft--were me and my friends' two favorite movies at SBU. My friend Andy and I started writing a "Plan 9" musical that we wanted to stage in Butler Gym, but we didn't have time to finish it. This has awesome dialogue such as: "Inspector Clay is dead, murdered...AND SOMEONE'S RESPONSIBLE!" "Future events such as these will affect you in the future, for that is where we will spend the REST OF OUR LIVES!" "You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!" "Modern women. They've been that way all through the ages. Especially in a spot like this." "Visits? That would indicate vistors." MST3K was in first-run when I was at SBU. Our ritual was to watch it every Saturday night before we went out. My all-time favorite one, though, is undoubtedly "Mitchell." If you haven't seen it, you must. It's so fucking hilarious. Sigh...I miss those days greatly. |
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